Is Mitch a vegetable?

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shipping i will go down with this ship GIF
white flag i will go down with this ship GIF
 
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MuscoHawk

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If it comes out that he’s been dead for a month and they’re running out the clock to avoid a special election… is anyone going to jail? What laws would have been broken?

The longer this goes without a video, the more I’m leaning towards him being dead. This whole thing is just mind-blowing.
 

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Lol. I’ve made it clear numerous times - probably about 10 times in this thread - that I simply don’t know if Mitch is alive or not and I don’t know whether to trust that the photo is authentic.

But the actual words I write and the actual opinions I express have never once stopped you from assigning me an alternate viewpoint.
 
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Dr. Huey reporting for duty!!


Oh man this **** is cracking me up this morning. Imagine sucking so bad at life you cant even dance on the grave of an 84 year old man correctly. Haha.


Huey, put down the screens.
A. What makes you think we're dancing on his grave?

B. There's a lot to suggest that Mitch is either dead or incompetent. If he is alive and functional, he certainly has both the means and the incentive to refute the speculation. The longer this goes with crickets from Mitch, the more suspicion grows.
 

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Lol. I’ve made it clear numerous times - probably about 10 times in this thread - that I simply don’t know if Mitch is alive or not and I don’t know whether to trust that the photo is authentic.

But the actual words I write and the actual opinions I express have never once stopped you from assigning me an alternate viewpoint.
Never change, TJ. Never change.
The classic, look, I've said something 10 times response, avoiding the 100 other MAGA supportive posts you've made in the same thread.
 

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Besides the decision to pack the courts with Federalist stooges, and the mistake that allowed Trump back in through the front door, I've been struck over the last 18 months how Mitch took his personal story of surviving polio, and paving the way for a collection of nuts like Dr. Oz and RFK Jr to take over US health policy.
What a legacy for a polio survivor. Anti vaccine nuts and supplement grifters being put in charge.
 
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MuscoHawk

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A. What makes you think we're dancing on his grave?

B. There's a lot to suggest that Mitch is either dead or incompetent. If he is alive and functional, he certainly has both the means and the incentive to refute the speculation. The longer this goes with crickets from Mitch, the more suspicion grows.

If he truly is alive and healthy, he should get his *** back to work. If I’m a Kentuckian, I’m pissed either way. This is ridiculous.
 

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If it comes out that he’s been dead for a month and they’re running out the clock to avoid a special election… is anyone going to jail? What laws would have been broken?

The longer this goes without a video, the more I’m leaning towards him being dead. This whole thing is just mind-blowing.
We all know who did this, right? The mastermind of all evil masterminds.1000009101.jpg
 

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What do you know. Another morning. No Mitch. His people are lying to us. Further, investigations need to happen for these lies. This crap is unacceptable.
I’m not saying he is dead for sure, but there is a lot of smoke here. Personally I lean towards incapacitated but alive.

However, when and if Mitch does die shortly after the August 3 deadline there had better be some type of state charges these people have violated, because you damn well know Trump will pardon any federal crimes.
 

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I don’t think so. I read the KY GOP legislature changed the law in 2024 so that he couldn't. I could be wrong though.
I believe they changed it to him having to pick a Republican, but, that gives him the chance to nominate someone who will be a disruptor, or won't rubber stamp appointments.
 

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AI:

If Senator McConnell’s seat became vacant before August 3, Gov. Andy Beshear would not simply appoint a replacement under the current Kentucky law.

Instead:
  • The vacancy would trigger a special election for the remainder of McConnell’s term.
  • Beshear’s role would be to issue the proclamation calling that election, not to name an interim senator.
The reason August 3 matters is practical rather than constitutional. Election officials have indicated that after about August 3, there likely isn’t enough time to conduct a standalone special election before the November general election, creating uncertainty about whether the seat would remain vacant until January 2027 or whether the special election would simply be held alongside the November election. The 2024 law doesn’t clearly answer that question, and it has never been tested in court.

One important wrinkle: Beshear has publicly argued that Kentucky’s Constitution gives him appointment authority despite the 2024 statute. If a vacancy occurred, it’s possible he could attempt an appointment, which would almost certainly trigger immediate litigation. No court has yet ruled on that conflict, so no one can say with certainty how it would be resolved.

So, under the law as it currently stands:
  • Before Aug. 3: Special election, not a gubernatorial appointment.
  • After Aug. 3: The process becomes legally murkier, and a court fight is possible if a vacancy occurs.
 

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The short version: Republicans are likely worried Thomas Massie would run in the special election, and win.