******Iowa vs Rutgers Game Thread******

Blackleaf40

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I dunno, I watched the game. When receivers have a db hanging on their back it's usually a PI. But when you're a cuckedguy and go hoover style on that zebra c0ck it must not matter anymore.
We all watched the game. Weird your here but u Nebraska fans love to jock ride.
 

Nebraska_Jim

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Dec 11, 2022
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Go eat a Sandhill Crane and F.vck an Antelope...
You're not a waterfowl hunter are you? Sandhill cranes are the ribeye of the sky. I'll actually be headed up to North Dakota to hunt them. As for antelope and ******* them. I couldn't give you much info on that. I imagine a pig f**ker like you would have a good idea though.
 

Easthawk1062

Heisman
Jun 28, 2021
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You're not a waterfowl hunter are you? Sandhill cranes are the ribeye of the sky. I'll actually be headed up to North Dakota to hunt them. As for antelope and ******* them. I couldn't give you much info on that. I imagine a pig f**ker like you would have a good idea though.
penn jillette shut up GIF
 

HoggI74

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Nov 27, 2015
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You're not a waterfowl hunter are you? Sandhill cranes are the ribeye of the sky. I'll actually be headed up to North Dakota to hunt them. As for antelope and ******* them. I couldn't give you much info on that. I imagine a pig f**ker like you would have a good idea though.
Don't shoot your fat lips off, your going to need them to suck Raiola off...
 

2D

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Oct 8, 2013
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But we won who pissed in your cheerios?
Poor reading comprehension. My point is that we had even more opportunities to score points, which shows how well our offense moved the ball tonight.
 

HoggI74

All-Conference
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Me walking into work monday morning and greeting all my Husker coworkers after Nebraska loses to Michigan

Season 2 Shrug GIF by The Lonely Island
Michigan is going to show the Bugeaters what a 12 million dollar quarter back actually looks like. Li'l Debbie plays their first 5 games at home so they better make hay now before they go on the road, like Iowa has already done twice...
 

Nebraska_Jim

Senior
Dec 11, 2022
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Man you gals are charmin extra soft, you won, stop being little brothers already. You are looking pathetic. I just came over to raz you about about the horrible ref job. Grow a set of nuts and quit being so soft. See ya in November b1tches!
 
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HoggI74

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Big Mahomes is 0-2, Little Mahomes may be 0-2 in the league that Nebraska's been unable to compete in since they joined, before they hit the road...
 
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HuskerTherapist

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Man you gals are charmin extra soft, you won, stop being little brothers already. You are looking pathetic. I just came over to raz you about about the horrible ref job. Grow a set of nuts and quit being so soft. See ya in November b1tches!
Fatrick Mahomes in the house, took some time off from rubbing warm milk on Osborne to stop by! Maybe Scotty Baldwin can give you a ride home on his wheelchair, he’s not too busy these days!
 
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