Indiana Student Newspaper

RU848789

Heisman
Jul 27, 2001
65,459
44,500
113
Good find and well-written for a student paper. Liked the ending...

I am considering the possibility that Rutgers will bring nothing but pain to Indiana for as long as the Earth still spins.

Basketball? Rutgers wins. That fender bender you suffered in the parking lot? I’m pretty sure I saw a big red R bumper sticker on the guy’s car.

Your hopes of a happy, fulfilling life? Mark your calendar. Your soul mate is getting married to a Rutgers graduate in five years and you don’t want to miss it.
 

HPNJRUfan

All-Conference
Mar 6, 2003
11,218
2,693
76
"You likely won’t hear this terribly often, but Kopp was absolutely in his bag Saturday afternoon. Sure, that bag might be likened to one of those little velveteen drawstring bags you get smooth rocks in at a state park gift shop, but Kopp was deep in there."

🤣
 

bac2therac

Hall of Famer
Jul 30, 2001
252,837
181,771
113
"You likely won’t hear this terribly often, but Kopp was absolutely in his bag Saturday afternoon. Sure, that bag might be likened to one of those little velveteen drawstring bags you get smooth rocks in at a state park gift shop, but Kopp was deep in there."

🤣


i loved that line too
 
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Scangg

Heisman
Mar 19, 2016
25,469
49,418
113
"You go through stretches during which you wonder whether you’ll ever see your team score again."

Rutgers fans can relate to this 🤣

Way more fun to be on the other side
 
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Degaz-RU

Heisman
Dec 19, 2002
23,004
28,226
88
Loved this:

“Indiana should still have a very strong season, especially once Hood-Schifino and Jackson-Davis recover from their injuries. That said, I am considering the possibility that Rutgers will bring nothing but pain to Indiana for as long as the Earth still spins.”
 
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