Indiana Haiku Thread 2026

[Knight Shift]

Northwestern was close
Can Rutgers beat the Hoosiers?
That would be awkward!

 

[Knight Shift]

Rutgers could win this
If Rutgers had a fieldhouse
And no turnovers?

 

[RU848789]

Rutgers is rolling
Hoosiers on upset alert
CFP baby!

 

[Haiku575]

Cignetti leaves pleased
But how would anyone know?
Says Jake from State Farm

To be chopped in half
Rotting ways comes destiny
Stink lingers onward

Perfect time to move
Gives interim coach bye week
To rally the troops

 

[Haiku575]

Black appropriate
Shi stadium funeral hush
Nails in Greg's coffin

 

[Doctor Worm]

We're better than them
Laid fifty-eight on Howard
They, just fifty-five.

Transitivity
Mathematically sound
It applies here too.

 

[iReC89]

Rutgers is rolling
Hoosiers on upset alert
CFP baby!

No nor'easter thread?
Cool system to follow
Don't make be read bac

 

[iReC89]

Rutgers has a chance
A small but meaningful chance
Let's see what happens

 

[RUforester72]

No upset alert !
Rutgers Al takes some time off !
Just like the defense !

 

[MrsScrew]

We won the last three
Can we shock the world this week
It might save Greg's job

 

[Knight Shift]

Cigs gave offense props
But nothing about defense
That seems about right

 

[NewJerseyGuy]

Greg’s last game ever

Sad for Greg, not for Rutgers

Bittersweet relief

 

[Knight Shift]

Dennis Haskins died
Mister Belding-Saved by Bell
Waiting for bac's thread

 

[SHUSource]

Coach Cig has now won
One-third the nattys of Knight
In twenty-eight fewer years

I.U. used to be
A basketball school but now
All they care about is fall

 

[Doctor Worm]

Coach Cig has now won
One-third the nattys of Knight
In twenty-eight fewer years

I.U. used to be
A basketball school but now
All they care about is fall

It's five, seven, five
You got the five-seven right
But last line's too long

 

[Knight Shift]

Doctor Worm throws flag
He is right, and rules are rules
Save Haiku sports threads

 

[SHUSource]

It's five, seven, five
You got the five-seven right
But last line's too long

I am half asleep
But always love haiku threads
Brain’s already done

 

[SHUSource]

Too ashamed to sleep
Instead of haiku I might
Perform seppuku

 

[SHUSource]

Cig says “Google me”
Greg’s not trying to trick you
He should Google “tricks”

 

[DJ Spanky]

Stick to the premise
Responses must be haikus
No free form allowed.

So Hoosier Daddy?
Saturday we will find out.
Beat Indiana!

 

[Knight Shift]

Should Rutgers win game
And Curt Cignetti gets fired
Is he damaged goods?

A delusional
Haiku is still a Haiku
If it's true to form

 

[NewJerseyGuy]

My pretty Haiku

Was deleted from this thread

Because the weather

 

[Knight Shift]

My pretty Haiku

Was deleted from this thread

Because the weather

Whether or not it
It's because the weather
Haiku rules are rules

Rules must be followed
Violators shot on sight
Not like weather threads

 

[NewJerseyGuy]

Whether or not it
It's because the weather
Haiku rules are rules

Rules must be followed
Violators shot on sight
Not like weather threads

It’s a numbers game

Rival forecasts, pangolins

And back to the Rac

 

[MrsScrew]

Rutgers Haiku thread
Might be only joy gotten
This week at Rutgers

 

[AnonAmoose26]

Knight Shift drops hammer.
Five seven five you mofos,
Or catch a beating.

Speaking of beatings,
Indiana versus Knights.
This one's gonna hurt.

 

[Knight Shift]

Rutgers Haiku thread
Might be only joy gotten
This week at Rutgers

In a perfect world
There would be a Haiku Bowl
Rutgers would be champs

 

[DJ Spanky]

Rutgers Haiku thread
Might be only joy gotten
This week at Rutgers

That is so not true
We always have the tailgate
Which will be a win!

 

[SHUSource]

I.U. rhymes with haiku, but
It won't be poetic when
Cig drops the hammer

 

[Knight Shift]

I.U. rhymes with haiku, but
It won't be poetic when
Cig drops the hammer

SHU source back
But where is old avatar?
Ozempic fixed it?

 

[SHUSource]

SHU source back
But where is old avatar?
Ozempic fixed it?

I have decided
To switch up my workout and
Adopt this brand new routine

 

[Knight Shift]

I have decided
To switch up my workout and
Adopt this brand new routine

New avatar is
Better than no avatar
Got minoxidil?

 

[MrsScrew]

That is so not true
We always have the tailgate
Which will be a win!

you are so correct
we may always lose the game
tailgate never loss

 

[Knight Shift]

Haiku-a pleasant
Diversion from perversion
For fan aversion

 

[NewJerseyGuy]

Haiku gives comfort

During dark night of the soul

While Greg still coaches

 

[Doctor Worm]

I.U. rhymes with haiku, but
It won't be poetic when
Cig drops the hammer

Egad! Wrong again!
Seven syllable first line
You trolling us now?

 

[Knight Shift]

Egad! Wrong again!
Seven syllable first line
You trolling us now?

Seven-seven five
IU's victory margin?
Rough week for Haiku

 

[iReC89]

Whether or not it
It's because the weather
Haiku rules are rules

Rules must be followed
Violators shot on sight
Not like weather threads

words fly on surface
rule breakers intercepted
won't go long again

 

[SHUSource]

Egad! Wrong again!
Seven syllable first line
You trolling us now?

Ran out of fingers
Had to guess if I was right
I know how this works

Think I miscounted
Math was never my strong suit
But man of letters

Too many letters
I almost did it again
Too eager to post

 

[Bleem Phuppert]

There is no reason
To endure such tragedy
Spend more time on the boat