I'm sorry, Dick Butkus.

HD6

Sophomore
Apr 8, 2003
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to get you to insult that toupee he's wearing? The medical bills alone would be six figures.
 

uscreb

Redshirt
Aug 5, 2008
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He's a really funny guy, but if you think the rug looks bad on TV, you ought to see it in person. Worse is the fact that he is a virtual invalid. About an hour into the evening, he asked where the men's and when he headed off to pee, it was like watching my 96 year-old. During the dinner part of the evening he was a funny f@ck who kept making smartass remarks under his breath throughout the entire event.
 

HammerOfTheDogs

All-Conference
Jun 20, 2001
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It's only been recently that Butkus has gone back to Chicago Bear events. Those sons of bitches wouldn't get him a decent surgeon to repair his knees.

Of course, to be fair, most former NFL players, if they live to age 65, walk around like they're 96.</p>
 

MaxwellSmart

All-Conference
May 28, 2007
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a couple of years ago and I was floored. He had two guys with him helping him walk, sad way to end up.
 
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