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I'm never getting a flu shot- this is unreal

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DerHntr

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thanks for that.

damn that sucks and it sucks for her husband too. he should take up running though. it's pretty crazy that she is normal when running.
 
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but a doctor I know said he was not going to get one, He just did not trust them. So this is a "one in a million thing?" How many millions will take the shot?
 
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bonedaddy401

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is it bad that I laughed a little when she stopped running and the reporter just stood there and kept talking like nothing out of the ordinary is going on? I would hate it if Opie & Anthony got a hold of this........
 
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MrHooch

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that is truly horrifying. I'm usually a heartless bastard but that makes me really sorry for that girl.
 
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DerHntr

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there are just jackasses everywhere you go. i sent the link to a few of my buddies and i got this response from one of them

"does this mean that her husband has to do it doggy style for the rest of their lives?....not all bad i guess."
 
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Optimus Prime 4

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syndrome, which I'm assuming happened to her, I didn't want to watch that whole video.

The last time they had swine flu shots a bunch of people were paralyzed, about 400. I don't do flu shots period, but not because of that. I just never have, and haven't had the flu in 20 years, so I don't see the point.
 
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ImHurtinLinda

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when I was a co-op student near Dallas. I called the paramedics - when they showed they thought I was retarded - I cursed them and shook the pill bottle in their face - they put me in the back of the ambulance and started an IV - some punk 6th graders that were riding their skate boards gathered around to watch and ask the paramedics "dude - is he going to die?" - response "I don't think so" - I'm feeling real good about now. they take off headed for the wonderful baylor medical center-waxahachie, tx branch - the hit me with a lot of injectable benadryl and epi - doesn't do a freaking thing - we get to the er - by this time I appear to be severely retarded - the er doc checks me out then proceeds to get on the phone - he stays on for several minutes - I am about to eat my tongue - and about to involuntarily dislocated my hand from my wrist - he finally gets off the phone and proceeds to tell me that "YOU - - HAVE - - HAD - - A - - SEVERE - - REACTION - - TO - - YOUR - - MEDICATION" - i am thinking "I know that douche-now make it stop - and by the way, my brain is working fine, and I'm not retarded, so stop talking like that". he said that they were looking in to the best treatment options - he tells me to "hang in there", pats me on the shoulder, and proceeds to his big red medical desk referenced - "I'm 17'd". He can't find anything, so he decides to OD me on benadryl and epi - i pass out, and wake up about 6 hours later, and it has stopped - I got a ride to my apartment and slept for about 3 days, and had panic attacks for 3 years - funny now, but sucked at the time. i have several jackass friends that demand I re-tell the story and act it out on occasion.
 
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Mjoelner

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I imagine there are Redskin fans that never took a flu shot that are going through the same thing right now.

BTW, I took a flu shot last year and missed out on duck hunting and New Years because of the flu. I'll NEVER take another one of those <17>ing things again. Especially the one for the mexican flu.
 
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Mjoelner

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Yes, after 900+ posts I still hit the wrong 'reply' button from time to time.</p>
 
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Mjoelner

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i have several jackass EX-friends that demand I re-tell the story and act it out on occasion.
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Dude that sux! Glad you made it through it! Asking you to re-tell the story = cool. Asking you to act it out = special place in hell.
 
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