If they eject all our players..

[Xenomorph]

... Moorhead won’t have anybody left to send out to commit PF’s.

 

[bruiser.sixpack]

... Moorhead won’t have anybody left to send out to commit PF’s.

I WAS more worried about our players harming themselves, but hell, the WRs would drop the weapons, the linebackers would fall down before they got to the ledge, and the DBs would have their shoestrings tied together, preventing them from running into traffic.