If I was Eddies'agent.......

DocRU

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I would immediately demand that Hobbs restructures the incentive clauses. Obviously under the current terms, impossible to obtain. Therefore in the spirit of fairness, here are the suggestions for Eddie's incentive clauses:
1. $5000 for less than 2 players suspended in 1 calendar year.
2. $10000 if only 1 walkon plays meaningful minutes.
3. $7500 for every Jersey recruit on the roster.
4. $5000 if no more than 3 airball free throws in 1 season.
5. $10000 if 30 point or more losses occur in less than 10 games.
6. $7500 every time more than 100 students show up for a home game.
7. $10000 if someone actually calculates RU's RPI.
8. $7500 if BactotheRac restarts his postgame analyses.
9. $5000 for each bench technical foul. (Just to ensure the staff is awake during games).
10. $10000 any time a poster starts a thread complimenting the teams' fundamentals.
 
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