I'd like to thank

[Alan Smithee_rivals156293]

little Baby Jesus for Nebraska. Not the state, but their basketball team.

 

[GatoLouco]

And all its KFCs, Pizza Huts and the always delicious Taco Bells.

 

[Hungry Jack]

There is no such thing as a “free” throw in Nebraska.

 

[eastbaycat99]

Time to open a brick kiln in Lincoln. They are clearly in high demand.