IBM's You Make the Call

[SteelCurtain74]

What say the Pack?

https://247sports.com/college/michi...-so-he-can-watch-football-in-peace-291560022/

 

[aTotal360]

 

[PBRME]

 

[cowbell88]

Bud light really needs to bring back the “Real Men of Genius” series.

We salute you Mr. I wanna watch football in peace guy!

 

[GloryDawg]

I wonder does he like his wife's boobies.

 

[Dawgbite]

There’s this single woman who lives next door, trust me you don’t want pictures, and her boyfriend moved in a couple of weeks ago. I’ve noticed the past couple of Saturdays he’s set up a really small inflatable screen and projector on the patio. I thought maybe he just enjoyed watching football outside but my wife runs into the woman in the park and she tells my wife that she doesn’t allow football inside the house and if he wants to watch it he has to do it outside. Talk about a relationship that’s bound to survive.

 

[HomeBoyDawg]

Wow...I'm continually blown away by the never-ending list of things you can do with duct tape, WD-40, Dale's, and MSU cheese.

 

[The Peeper]

He apparently didn't use enough tape if she was able to escape and call authorities, he must be new to the bondage scene

 

[Wesson Bulldog]

 

[Hugh's Burner Phone]

There’s this single woman who lives next door, trust me you don’t want pictures, and her boyfriend moved in a couple of weeks ago. I’ve noticed the past couple of Saturdays he’s set up a really small inflatable screen and projector on the patio. I thought maybe he just enjoyed watching football outside but my wife runs into the woman in the park and she tells my wife that she doesn’t allow football inside the house and if he wants to watch it he has to do it outside. Talk about a relationship that’s bound to survive.

What he should have done the first time he was told that.

 

[karlchilders.sixpack]

Very forward thinking.
Be the man in your house.

 

[jethreauxdawg]

He apparently didn't use enough tape if she was able to escape and call authorities, he must be new to the bondage scene

Yes. Clearly taping her up wasn’t a problem. Her getting loose was the problem. Rookie move.

 

[maroontide06]

The old IBM cash registers were real good. Then they went to the Next Gen POS LOL.

 

[Drebin]

who among us...

 

[CochiseCowbell]

who among us...

 

[mstateglfr]

I just found out IBM still exists.

 

[RocketDawg]

I just found out IBM still exists.

Do they still wear gray suits to work?

 

[The Peeper]

Yes. Clearly taping her up wasn’t a problem. Her getting loose was the problem. Rookie move.

She may have liked the taping part, thought it was going to be a fun and interesting Saturday afternoon until he turned the lights off and walked out the door

 

[Lucifer Morningstar]

Is there anything duct tape can’t do?