I would have gone with "undisclosed illness"

[AlCoDog]

From CL article. Not a big deal, but I wouldn't want it in the damn newspaper.

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Everyone practiced on Sunday except for senior right tackle John Jerry, who was battling hemorrhoids. Nutt said he expects the two-time All-Southeastern Conference selection to be back on the field later in the week.</p>

 

[windcrysmary]

nt

 

[HamilReb]

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Is this germans?

 

[PineGroveBully]

Missed a game or so due to "Undisclosed illness" as you put it and about the second day it popped up on a message board or call-in show but he was pretty pissed and had a bad thing to say or two to one of the PDS writers who made the rumor into "news."

 

[windcrysmary]

what I was referring to was the fact that the press got wind of brett's hemroids during a world series and he was pretty pissed they leaked it... based on that video, I'm surprised he was so pissed....seems he likes to share things about his ***...

 

[missouridawg]

missed quite a bit of time for "anal fissures". And there was no hiding it either, as that's what was listed as his ailment.

I won a beer at a 'Stros game with tha nugget of info.... and after the ***-clown betting me looked it up on his i-phone, he then proceeded to look into "anal fissures" and how you get them. I'll let you draw your own conclusions.

 

[omaha08]

I was a catcher and it sucked donkey.

 

[HamilReb]

Four words that DO NOT belong in one sentence: I was a catcher and it sucked donkey.

 

[omaha08]

Be willing to be you've never played a down or an inning or a minute of sports in your life. But that's just one man's opinion....here's to you Mr. Rebel poster with 1500 posts on a MSU message board. Because when it comes to rebel sports, going sockless with loafers and Cold Play you take no prisoners, so crack open an ice cold bud light oh King of the Keyboard.

 

[JohnDawg]

says the crowd.

 

[omaha08]

Dynamite drop in