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red scowl

red scowl

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Hawkeye threads and it was a firestorm of hate towards our coach and Nebraska. It was such a pile if groupthink and hate that it was laughable. They ***** and whine and complain and run around like scorned women. I don't think about Iowa football because it has never mattered to me. After the last few years, I understood they were threatened by the Huskers.

Now, I completely understand. Those are some really messed up people. This past weekend was eye opening as to how insecure the Iowa fan base is. I'm kind of a dick.

I'm going to be a poster on Hawkeye Nation, but I'm going to be the best fan, until the Nebraska game. What should my handle be?
 
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red scowl said:
Hawkeye threads and it was a firestorm of hate towards our coach and Nebraska. It was such a pile if groupthink and hate that it was laughable. They ***** and whine and complain and run around like scorned women. I don't think about Iowa football because it has never mattered to me. After the last few years, I understood they were threatened by the Huskers.

Now, I completely understand. Those are some really messed up people. This past weekend was eye opening as to how insecure the Iowa fan base is. I'm kind of a dick.

I'm going to be a poster on Hawkeye Nation, but I'm going to be the best fan, until the Nebraska game. What should my handle be?
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Hawkeye Dick. Big Johnson Hawk. Little Ritchie Hawk. Hawkeye Pecker. You'll think of something.
 
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I think of them once a year; the week we play. Iowa is just another middling team, like NW.

Let them moan and celebrate their win. They are simply upstarts and they aren't worth our time. So what they won??! Let the iowa kiddos have something to do fortnite dances for...
 
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I would like to add, that this thread will be read by alot of them You figure out the rest.
 
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TruHusker said:
And people aren't ridiculous on this board? :eek:
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Yes, but there is maybe one poster on here that hates the Hawkeyes completely and with no regard. They all hate us without logical thought or reasoning. They are the most insecure fanbase that I've ever seen. I thought, I could stir the pot a bit.
 
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Hawkeyes, will you be able discern and separate my bluster from the rest?

Bourbon and Hawkeyes.
 
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What exactly do they have to be so angry about?
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FrostedScottyOs said:
Blinded him.
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red scowl said:
Why, it will be funny. I'll be banned, of course. It's not classy, but they are ridiculous.
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Then go right ahead.
Maybe I should do it.
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I have a friend on this site who has been on their board for years...posing as one of their own. They revere him...think he’s god like. ...asked him what he is intending to do. He says he hasn’t figured it out yet. Pretty funny, really. Wish I had that kind of time on my hands.
 
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I don't think any of you understand, a little disappointing, but you'll understand. Suggestion.
 
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I have my account set up. I will be talking about Captain Kirk's bloody lips and shared B1G titles in the next few weeks.Laughing
 
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EATAFAT1 said:
Well its a good thing you guys are talking about it here, the epitome of secrecy. Should go down real good. They'll never see it coming.
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That's the point. They'll get many new posters from now until the Nebraska game. They know ones not like the others, but how will they behave to these new posters. As far as time, I'll post when I'm taking a ****. It seems appropriate.
 
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red scowl said:
Hawkeye threads and it was a firestorm of hate towards our coach and Nebraska. It was such a pile if groupthink and hate that it was laughable. They ***** and whine and complain and run around like scorned women. I don't think about Iowa football because it has never mattered to me. After the last few years, I understood they were threatened by the Huskers.

Now, I completely understand. Those are some really messed up people. This past weekend was eye opening as to how insecure the Iowa fan base is. I'm kind of a dick.

I'm going to be a poster on Hawkeye Nation, but I'm going to be the best fan, until the Nebraska game. What should my handle be?
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How about "Drunken Iowan Wife who loves bathroom sex with Gophers" for a handle.
 
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until we take a big leap - the Iowa game is the most important game on our schedule every year

similar to Purdue - Indiana,
 
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red scowl said:
Hawkeye threads and it was a firestorm of hate towards our coach and Nebraska. It was such a pile if groupthink and hate that it was laughable. They ***** and whine and complain and run around like scorned women. I don't think about Iowa football because it has never mattered to me. After the last few years, I understood they were threatened by the Huskers.

Now, I completely understand. Those are some really messed up people. This past weekend was eye opening as to how insecure the Iowa fan base is. I'm kind of a dick.

I'm going to be a poster on Hawkeye Nation, but I'm going to be the best fan, until the Nebraska game. What should my handle be?
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How about HawkCye (I assume that's their equivalent of a JaySker)? It would provide good cover as an ISU troll.
 
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headcard said:
What exactly do they have to be so angry about?
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Iowa fans were up in arms because they said Nebraska didn't participate in the wave, ran unto the field when the colors were being presented, and that our players were being unsportsmanlike in pregame warm ups because we were dancing and talking a little to Iowa players. Said we were the most classless team they have ever seen in Kinnick and that we disrespected Iowa and Kinnick stadium. I can't make this up..... That is what they were saying.
 
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I spit my coffee out when I read red scowl say "I dont think about Iowa football". I have heard some whoppers in my day but that takes the cake. Iowa fans live rent free in that guys head.

Ps. This might be the most little bro thing I have ever read. If you are trying to stick with the iowa is an inferior opponent narrative you are doing it wrong.
 
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