I spend WAY too much time reading this site

AndyMSU

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was giving a tour today of a Jatroph farm in Costa Rica.... was going through my pitch and had a note card with a few items to make sure I mention. One was written on my note card as "17 barrels an hour."

I paused for a moment and said out loud.... "F---ing barrels an hour, what is that? Oh, idiot... we can process 17 barrels of jatropha crude oil and hour once at full production."

Pura Vida!
Andy
 

FreeDawg

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a few weeks ago there was a feed the hungry children type add on the sixpack sponsors on the sidethat said "feed 17 hungry children" I chuckled the first few times I saw it and wondered if it was intentional.
 

DerHntr

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Sep 18, 2007
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A couple of weeks ago I somehow stumbled upon my predictive text personal saved dictionary. Within it I found the following words that had been saved by me over a 6 or so month period since I have had this phone (pulled them from it just now so that's why it is alphabetical order):

dubmass
freshmens
Germans
ghey
intents
jorts
maron
moran
whit

I actually used the dictionary from my phone to consider responses to DS's word cloud post from last week. Sad.

edit to add: I laughed like crazy at those words and all of the other foul language I saved in it.
 

xxxWalkTheDawg

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Oct 21, 2005
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My Armada get's 17 if I drive like the accelerator has 110 volts running through it. But my Jetta takes about 17 gallons from dead *** empty. So the Armada sits in the 17 garage till the weekend.
 
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