I once sold a house

[paindonthurt_]

It appraised for $165k. Guy told me I’d never get over that no matter what I did.

I sold it for $210k. It appraised for $215k.

28% increase. I felt so mistreated by the first guy.

 

[Digging dog]

This isn’t Nextdoor

 

[paindonthurt_]

*

 

[11thEagleFan]

When I was in 8th grade, I used to get raging boners in math class. For no reason at all. Our teacher would randomly call on kids in class to work out math problems on the blackboard. My biggest fear was getting called on when I was at full attention. Sure enough, I got called on the day that the pretty girl in front of me was wearing low-cut jeans. Almost went into full cardiac arrest. Tucked it into my waistband AND solved the math problem using PEMDAS.

 

[Russ Wheeler]

It appraised for $165k. Guy told me I’d never get over that no matter what I did.

I sold it for $210k. It appraised for $215k.

28% increase. I felt so mistreated by the first guy.

Your privilege got you that second appraisal.

 

[kired]

Only in math class? That's a little weird. Are you an accountant now?

 

[paindonthurt_]

Did they accuse you of being a sexist pig?

Bc clearly you look at women as physical objects only made for your raging boner and making sammiches.

How else could you explain an erection as an 8th grader in math class?

Unless you are gay? Then it’s perfectly fine. Pull it out next time and show everyone.

 

[Russ Wheeler]

When I was in 8th grade, I used to get raging boners in math class. For no reason at all. Our teacher would randomly call on kids in class to work out math problems on the blackboard. My biggest fear was getting called on when I was at full attention. Sure enough, I got called on the day that the pretty girl in front of me was wearing low-cut jeans. Almost went into full cardiac arrest. Tucked it into my waistband AND solved the math problem using PEMDAS.

You terrifying monster. Such toxic masculinity.

 

[DAWG61]

 

[Uncle Ruckus]

Math is hard.

 

[Leeshouldveflanked]

There is a guy at a Faith Based University in Virginia that his daddy founded that likes to watch his wife have sex with people half her age.... and on top of that they hired a Football coach that got fired from his previous job for calling escort services on his school issued cell phone...
True Story!

 

[johnson86-1]

It appraised for $165k. Guy told me I’d never get over that no matter what I did.

I sold it for $210k. It appraised for $215k.

28% increase. I felt so mistreated by the first guy.

I'm going to ruin the thread and ask:

What is this about? Is this referencing some current news? Or did you post something here that was intended for another message board?

 

[Russ Wheeler]

I'm going to ruin the thread and ask:

What is this about? Is this referencing some current news? Or did you post something here that was intended for another message board?

Mash here

 

[Shmuley]

We haven't heard the last of the "story" either.

 

[mstateglfr]

I felt so mistreated by the first guy.

I am sorry to hear you were mistreated in such a way.**

 

[ChinaDogSunflower]

I had a Hermit Crab in 2nd grade. He was getting a bit too big for his shell, so Mom took me to to the pet shop and we got larger shell. We got home and I put it in the tank, then waited. And waited. And waited. He wouldn't take to the new shell for weeks as I remember. Finally, he shed his old shell, but he didn't get into the new one. If anyone hasn't ever seen the back end of a hermit crab, it's not a pretty sight. For days, weeks it felt like, he remained out of his shell until he died. Maybe his new shell was too big. Maybe he didn't want to live a life in captivity with no genuine hermit crab autonomy.

 

[Dawgbite]

When you go to the John to take a **** and only fart do you still wipe or do you just get up and leave?

 

[SwampDawg]

No, no, no way. Totally unbelievable.***

 

[paindonthurt_]

That really depends on my depend’s.

 

[CochiseCowbell]

"Tis better thou heedest thy false alarm than to gamble and lose." - William Shakespeare

 

[Shmuley]

NEVER. TRUST. A. FAAARRRRT.

 

[Dawgbite]

Three keys to life after 50;
1. Never pass a bathroom without taking advantage of it.
2. Never trust a fart.
3. Never waste a boner.

 

[Bulldogbilly]

Damn I love Six Pack Speak.