So, young Respective Recruit, just see what you can do if you go to The Mississippi state University. You can possibly become another Dak Prescott- quite possibly the greatest football player who's ever lived. He's going down in history as the QB from America's Team that makes everyone forget Roger staubach and Troy Aikman. Chuck Norris wears Dak Prescott pajamas. By coming to The Mississippi State University, he developed into the Greatest QB Of All Time. Everyone who understands football know that Dak Prescott is the last great hope of the NFL, which is mired in controversies from players refusing to stand for the National Anthem, using American flags for shower rugs, refusing to let the Dallas cowboys honor the slain police officers murdered by a BLM activist, and making everybody wear pink in October. Only Dak Prescott can lead the NFL back to its glory days when real Americans supported it.
Or...you can look at Fletcher Cox, the NFL player of the Month. Cox is making YUGE amounts of cash, and he's earning every penny of it. How did he become so great....by going to The Mississippi State University.
B-b-b-but, Bear fans lisp, "We have gweat pwayersth too". Of course, TFUN managed to buy their first round draft picks....and because they went to Ole Miss instead of a real school like Alabama, Michigan, The Mississippi State University, The Ohio State University, or Georgia, they each left $25 million each on the table. Why? Because om didn't develop their admittedly immense talent, and now they're either struggling on the field for a crappy team, sitting the bench, and/or having reporters comparing them to Ryan Leaf, Brian Bosworth, Tony Mandarich, Jamarcus Russell, etc.
So, young recruits, I know you read these message boards. I know you love the delightful banter between HD6 and C34, the wholesome pictorials of sweet, pure, unsullied young ladies Mr. MS Platinum Plus that can only come from message board from The Mississippi State University (if you go to Ole Miss, you'll get ogled by fat, bald, middle-aged men), and the hope that some day you'll make the League and play at an all-Pro level. So, come here and become an NFL all-Pro...and not like CJ Johnson, who despite getting attacked at VH for wearing MSU gear, signed with om because "their white girls swallowed". Ask CJ how many white girls are swallowing now, driving around in his worn out, ratty S71 he got just after he signed, never developing his talent, getting cut from Training camp, becoming an embittered, fat old coach who probably grows to weigh 400 pounds, has both legs amputated because of Diabetes, and dies before age 50.
Or...you can look at Fletcher Cox, the NFL player of the Month. Cox is making YUGE amounts of cash, and he's earning every penny of it. How did he become so great....by going to The Mississippi State University.
B-b-b-but, Bear fans lisp, "We have gweat pwayersth too". Of course, TFUN managed to buy their first round draft picks....and because they went to Ole Miss instead of a real school like Alabama, Michigan, The Mississippi State University, The Ohio State University, or Georgia, they each left $25 million each on the table. Why? Because om didn't develop their admittedly immense talent, and now they're either struggling on the field for a crappy team, sitting the bench, and/or having reporters comparing them to Ryan Leaf, Brian Bosworth, Tony Mandarich, Jamarcus Russell, etc.
So, young recruits, I know you read these message boards. I know you love the delightful banter between HD6 and C34, the wholesome pictorials of sweet, pure, unsullied young ladies Mr. MS Platinum Plus that can only come from message board from The Mississippi State University (if you go to Ole Miss, you'll get ogled by fat, bald, middle-aged men), and the hope that some day you'll make the League and play at an all-Pro level. So, come here and become an NFL all-Pro...and not like CJ Johnson, who despite getting attacked at VH for wearing MSU gear, signed with om because "their white girls swallowed". Ask CJ how many white girls are swallowing now, driving around in his worn out, ratty S71 he got just after he signed, never developing his talent, getting cut from Training camp, becoming an embittered, fat old coach who probably grows to weigh 400 pounds, has both legs amputated because of Diabetes, and dies before age 50.
