I have an ole miss co worker

[the dog is on the loose]

that just typifies the delusional fans they are. I know that probably a lot of you know some of these. This morning the ole miss co worker said that he didn't think what ole miss did was all that bad. At that moment, another co worker of mine (State guy) and myself fell out laughing. We just couldn't help ourselves that they can be so dumb. He also said that he didn't believe the escort story even though there is so much to that story. Again my other co worker and myself fell out laughing again. I do have one friend that is an ole miss fan and he is an exception to the rule. He said he was pissed at HF because of what he did. I guess I'm just going to have to accept that there are dumb walks of life all around us. Kinda like the jay walking bit Jay Leno used to do on the tonight show.

 

[Willow Grove Dawg]

The Reality that these sanctions are going to be horrific for their football program is starting to set in with my co-workers. They continue though to blame everyone else (Mullen, Leo, Kobe, Steve Robertson, Wolken, & Forde along with some combination of Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, & the Easter Bunny) instead of getting pissed off at their Football Staff & Athletic Department personnel and demanding that everyone in a position of leadership there be terminated.

 

[trillwill]

I handed my M State debit card over to the cashier at Five Guys yesterday, upon when she gave out a hearty "Hotty Toddy". I chuckled to myself and said, "We'll see about that this year." "Oh yeah we will," she replied, earnestly. "I don't think you guys are going to be having too much fun for the next few years," I said. "Oh, well, I don't really care that much about football...," she cowered. It was a phenomenal exchange.

 

[Rockydawg]

Said the cashier working at FIVE GUYS...

 

[Shmuley]

I reckon I travel amongst the unicorn wing of the black bear fan base. Not one of the black bear fans with whom I engage has anything to say except, "We're 17d."

 

[xxxWalkTheDawg]

Said the cashier working at FIVE GUYS...

Everyime a grocery store cashier, gas station attendant, hotel clerk, or similar has a derogatory thing to say to my MSU credit card or gives a "roawl tahhd" or "hawdy tawdy!" I just break out in this sarcastic laugh that leaves them reminded of their great life decisions that left them working the weekend weighing my bag or oranges at Kroger.

 

[patdog]

 

[MarkDallas]

It's nice to have a definitive list of the occupations which are beneath you (and the MSU fan base I assume).

You guys are probably the same ones that complain about people on welfare, but mock those who work jobs that don't meet your criteria of worth.

If you think MSU fans don't work the jobs you described or a UM degree is worthless, then you are the idiot in this story.

 

[OurPrideAndJoySnots]

Everyime a grocery store cashier, gas station attendant, hotel clerk, or similar has a derogatory thing to say to my MSU credit card or gives a "roawl tahhd" or "hawdy tawdy!" I just break out in this sarcastic laugh that leaves them reminded of their great life decisions that left them working the weekend weighing my bag or oranges at Kroger.

Add Memphis Intl Airport Enterprise Rent-A-Car night time desk agent to your list.

 

[PBRME]

I'm still seeing on FB that their current situation is all State's fault. Not because they couldn't stop cheating long enough to let the investigation end.

 

[xxxWalkTheDawg]

It's nice to have a definitive list of the occupations which are beneath you (and the MSU fan base I assume).

You guys are probably the same ones that complain about people on welfare, but mock those who work jobs that don't meet your criteria of worth.

If you think MSU fans don't work the jobs you described or a UM degree is worthless, then you are the idiot in this story.

Beneath me? Look. I worked my share of menial jobs to work for everything I have owned and paid for my schooling that wasn't covered by scholarship. Did I say "go dawgs" to an contractor that I was operating a shovel for in high school? Hell no. I also don't say it to my Vanderbilt grad doctor now. If I did, I would expect the same sarcastic laugh.

 

[ababyatemydingo]

Triggered. Must have hit too close to home

It's nice to have a definitive list of the occupations which are beneath you (and the MSU fan base I assume).

You guys are probably the same ones that complain about people on welfare, but mock those who work jobs that don't meet your criteria of worth.

If you think MSU fans don't work the jobs you described or a UM degree is worthless, then you are the idiot in this story.

 

[MaroonNation]

Which Five Guys?

 

[Rockydawg]

It's nice to have a definitive list of the occupations which are beneath you (and the MSU fan base I assume).

You guys are probably the same ones that complain about people on welfare, but mock those who work jobs that don't meet your criteria of worth.

If you think MSU fans don't work the jobs you described or a UM degree is worthless, then you are the idiot in this story.

OH. 17 ME.

Hey, since you're already at the public library using the internet and computer, see if they have any books on how to trash talk your rival. You may find it to be some enlightening ****!

 

[trillwill]

Which Five Guys?

The one on Ridgeway in Memphis.

 

[GoToHellOleMiss.sixpack]

Ummm.....

Beneath me? Look. I worked my share of menial jobs to work for everything I have owned and paid for my schooling that wasn't covered by scholarship. Did I say "go dawgs" to an contractor that I was operating a shovel for in high school? Hell no. I also don't say it to my Vanderbilt grad doctor now. If I did, I would expect the same sarcastic laugh.

Don't we say "Hail State" now?

Hang on.....the fryer is beeping.

Be right back.

 

[Dawg1976]

I have a similar kind of friend. And he blames all their problems on Leo Lewis. Basically just regurgitates what Yancy spits out. This guy should know better as he is in his 60's, but he is as blind as they come when it comes to the bears.

 

[xxxWalkTheDawg]

Don't we say "Hail State" now?

Hang on.....the fryer is beeping.

Be right back.

maybe for you younger folks now. Believe it or not.. we couldn't even text on our phones until the revolutionary Nokia 5110 came into the mainstream in 1998.

 

[57stratdawg]

Sounds like you need to break bread with the rest of us.

 

[johnson86-1]

Beneath me? Look. I worked my share of menial jobs to work for everything I have owned and paid for my schooling that wasn't covered by scholarship. Did I say "go dawgs" to an contractor that I was operating a shovel for in high school? Hell no. I also don't say it to my Vanderbilt grad doctor now. If I did, I would expect the same sarcastic laugh.

Well, ****, can people in menial jobs really not take part in some light-hearted jabbing about college sports without having their life choices criticized?

One of the biggest benefits of sports is providing a common thread between people in different walks of life. Even if somebody is being an obnoxious *** hole about it and not just trying to engage a customer on a non-commercial level, can you not afford to show a little bit of magnanimity to somebody that is working in low level retail?

 

[WilCoDawg]

I got the same odd response from a bear recently that he didn't care about football either. He is more of a "basketball fan". I gave a hardy incredulous laugh to him.

 

[MarkDallas]

Hey, since you're already at the public library using the internet and computer, see if they have any books on how to trash talk your rival. You may find it to be some enlightening ****!

LOL, if someone says "Hotty Toddy" to you and the best you can come back with is "at least I'm not a cashier" then you are the one who needs help with trash talk!

 

[Rockydawg]

"At least I'm not MarkDallas."

Hey! You're right! That's SO much easier!

 

[RocketDawg]

Was she an OM graduate?

 

[ChillbillyRock]

Of course that's your contention. You're a first-year grad student; you just got finished reading some Marxian historian, Pete Garrison probably. You're gonna be convinced of that 'till next month when you get to James Lemon. Then you're going to be talking about how the economies of Virginia and Pennsylvania were entrepreneurial and capitalist way back in 1740. That's gonna last until next year; you're gonna be in here regurgitating Gordon Wood, talkin' about, you know, the pre-revolutionary utopia and the capital-forming effects of military mobilization.
See, the sad thing about a guy like you is, in 50 years you're gonna start doin' some thinkin' on your own and you're going to come up with the fact that there are two certainties in life: one, don't do that, and two, you dropped 150 grand on a 17in' education you could have got for a dollar fifty in late charges at the public library!
- How do ya like dem apples?

 

[SSBGDog]

Don't look down on others that work to serve you.

 

[RutherfordBHayes]

It's nice to have a definitive list of the occupations which are beneath you (and the MSU fan base I assume).

You guys are probably the same ones that complain about people on welfare, but mock those who work jobs that don't meet your criteria of worth.

If you think MSU fans don't work the jobs you described or a UM degree is worthless, then you are the idiot in this story.

Are they accounting majors? I see a lot of your accounting majors in these professions.
Are you an Ole Miss accounting major?

 

[johnson86-1]

Are they accounting majors? I see a lot of your accounting majors in these professions.
Are you an Ole Miss accounting major?

Is this right? I assumed accounting was one of the few majors that still more or less guarantees you something better than retail. Or at least will with a one year masters program.

 

[Moe Cabelle]

Probably good advice. I'm an Accounting major from State. It has served me reasonably well. I do work with a few State engineers.

I must admit, I do get some pleasure collecting rent from umiss tenants of mine.

 

[RutherfordBHayes]

Is this right? I assumed accounting was one of the few majors that still more or less guarantees you something better than retail. Or at least will with a one year masters program.

From my observation, this is unique to the Ole Miss accounting department.

 

[fader2103]

Everyime a grocery store cashier, gas station attendant, hotel clerk, or similar has a derogatory thing to say to my MSU credit card or gives a "roawl tahhd" or "hawdy tawdy!" I just break out in this sarcastic laugh that leaves them reminded of their great life decisions that left them working the weekend weighing my bag or oranges at Kroger.

What if that hotel clerks is in fact the general manager making over 75,000 laugh at me all you want bud!

 

[GloryDawg]

Said the cashier working at FIVE GUYS...

When I go into Chic- fil- a and they ask for my name I always say my name is Ole Miss Sucks. Then when they bring it out I act like I am not paying attention and they have to call out the name. I do it every time.

 

[IBleedMaroonDawg]

OH. 17 ME.

Hey, since you're already at the public library using the internet and computer, see if they have any books on how to trash talk your rival. You may find it to be some enlightening ****!

You forgot to mention using mee maw's cable ID to stream Game of Thrones and logging in Netflix with Dad's sign in.

 

[johnson86-1]

What if that hotel clerks is in fact the general manager making over 75,000 laugh at me all you want bud!

No. You still get laughed at. Along with pipe fitters making $85k and welders making $100k. Low class is low class.**

 

[ExiledInOxford]

I am an MSU grad working in the belly of the OM beast. The overwhelming majority of them blame MSU and LL for all their troubles.

 

[ChillbillyRock]

Of course that's your contention. You're a first-year grad student; you just got finished reading some Marxian historian, Pete Garrison probably. You're gonna be convinced of that 'till next month when you get to James Lemon. Then you're going to be talking about how the economies of Virginia and Pennsylvania were entrepreneurial and capitalist way back in 1740. That's gonna last until next year; you're gonna be in here regurgitating Gordon Wood, talkin' about, you know, the pre-revolutionary utopia and the capital-forming effects of military mobilization.
See, the sad thing about a guy like you is, in 50 years you're gonna start doin' some thinkin' on your own and you're going to come up with the fact that there are two certainties in life: one, don't do that, and two, you dropped 150 grand on a 17in' education you could have got for a dollar fifty in late charges at the public library!
- How do ya like dem apples?

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