I better preach fast tomorrow

[preacher_dawg]

Game starts at 11

 

[Msubulldogfan1]

Godspeed preacher

 

[bruiser.sixpack]

Also make sure you don't pick a long winded Deacon to do the Benediction.***

 

[Shmuley]

^^^ Will NOT skip the offering.

 

[Jwsjr]

Moniters in the back of the sanctuary.........

 

[Bulldog from Birth]

Get the Worship Leader to sing 7/5's tomorrow instead of 7/11's.

 

[maroonmadman]

Sunrise service. problem solved.

 

[Augustus McCrae]

Sermon: Praise the Lord and Go Dawgs. Amen.

 

[Digging dog]

Good day to be Methodist. ***

 

[FreeDawg]

Just because you're in a hurry, your music minister is going to want to do all 5 verses for every song.

 

[preacher_dawg]

We have the service first at 9:30, then I will teach Sunday School starting at 11, supposed to be through by around 11:40. Maybe see the 2nd half.

 

[CochiseCowbell]

How big is your class? I say just ask them if they want to go watch the game instead. I can see the service & sermon being a different matter.

 

[bully12]

This is one time when living in the Eastern time zone is a plus. . . . . . . along with early service.

 

[DesotoCountyDawg]

All 5 verses of "I Surrender All"

 

[preacher_dawg]

I'm a visitor preacher tomorrow, so it probably be unwise to rush anything

 

[Dawg1979]

Where are u preaching? Do i remember correct that your in Shreveport area? I am going to a church in the morning with the girlfriend in Shreveport

 

[preacher_dawg]

Preaching in Corinth. The church in Louisiana decided not to hire a full time pastor yet.

 

[Uncle Ruckus]

This is why I go at 830am

 

[MSUDC11]

Pinelake 8 a.m. service for the win.

 

[BKCBully]

What church in Corinth if you don't mind me asking?

 

[bigiron.sixpack]

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

 

[Original48]

Alter call with one verse of ‘Just as I am’.

 

[DeltaBulldawg]

Yeah, preacher, y’all need a good dawg to lead worship??? Know a possible candidate.

 

[anon1787432961]

Power went out once during service. One sentence. Beat that preacher.

 

[preacher_dawg]

I heard of a preacher once who just read a passage out of the Bible (I wish I could remember which one.), and it was so powerful and self-explanatory that he just read the passage and closed in prayer. On the other hand, I know of a guy that a fire alarm went off and he kept right on preaching.

 

[Ozarkdawg]

I've already given up.

May get to see the last 2 minutes. Our pastor is a long winded LSU fan. But he's a good guy other than that.

 

[RocketDawg]

May get to see the last 2 minutes. Our pastor is a long winded LSU fan. But he's a good guy other than that.

Record it, then pretend like you're watching in real time when you get home.

 

[CochiseCowbell]

Just say, "Read The Screwtape Letters this week."

 

[bulldogcountry1]

I'm sensing an open invitation for baptisms tomorrow.

 

[tatedog]

I know a semi-out-of-work preacher who is just itching to get back in the pulpit.

 

[InTheIttaBenaHotSun]

Good day to be Methodist. ***

Yes sir....got my 14 yr old ushering the 9:45 service with me in the am. Service will be over by 10:40. He and I will check pews, take paperwork to the church office, pick up lunch at Zoe's and be in front of the TV by 11:15.

 

[DesotoCountyDawg]

Just realized I'm on security duty at church second hour. Guess I will get to watch the game while I sit at the door.

 

[greenbean.sixpack]

#metoo. Joes Dinner and still get home for most of the game.

 

[HamSammich]

Calvary Ozark??

 

[HammerOfTheDogs]

As the usher/security/Offering counter, I get to sit in back

Also, get to go to the pastor's office to count the offering. Watched most of the first half that way on the android.

 

[1msucub]

Just realized I'm on security duty at church second hour. Guess I will get to watch the game while I sit at the door.

I find it terribly sad that we have to have security teams at churches, don’t you, DeSoto?