Hypothetical MSU Coaching Candidates

[ArcherSPS]

Out of this group who would you hire and why?
1.Dan Camp
2.Mama Jean
3.Gerald
4.Candy Man
5.Preacherman
6.OzarkaNWS
7.George Sherman
8.Ben Carver
9.Parking Ogre
10.Peso Little

 

[57stratdawg]

Mama Jean for cheese wonton..

 

[pDigital32Dawg]

Ozarka

Primarily for his recrootin'. He is a message board's Lane Kiffin

 

[uptowndawg]

I vote for preacherman to counter Freeze's recruiting tactics

And I'm assuming your talking about the same preacherman that use to frequent the Kroger and walk the aisles proclaiming: "Bulldogs number 1, amen"

Pickle, George Sherman, and the parking ogre should also get some consideration.

 

[Lawdawg.sixpack]

Shmuley FTW. Except he may bolt for Bama if he's successful....

 

[SignalToNoise]

Good list. Probably swap Angry Preacher Man and Ozarka and maybe fit Whit Waide in there somewhere but otherwise great work.

 

[Wizard.sixpack]

Any girls high school basketball coaches available? They seem to work as football coaches in Mississippi.

 

[aTotal360]

Pat Lane for AD.

 

[Maroon Eagle]

+1

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[aspendawg]

Easy choice...

George Sherman... and you thought Oregon had cool uniforms wait til ole George gets us suited up.

 

[clintstone]

Candyman is the first one to cross off the list. Bracky would self impose a game suspicion per peppermint thrown. We wouldn't have a team to take the field.

 

[CadaverDawg]

Ozarka by a landslide. As either Recruiting coordinator or Compliance Director

 

[bullythisblackbear]

Van Chancellor ..A MSU grad ..successful girls basketball coach...We would be only school in America with two Van's coaching. Get 'em each a Chevy van and we would all be Van -Tastic..

 

[Shmuley]

Cafeteria Nazi. Followed closely by ozarka.

 

[esplanade91]

Word on the street is he knows where people can get some nose candy. We'll never have to worry about our players being pumped up before a game again.

 

[Uncle Ruckus]

I'll take the late horse toothed, walking up and down hwy 12 doing wrestling moves, bat **** crazy Cecil.

 

[AFDawg]

Another vote for Shmuley (which autocorrects to "ash mullet," by the way). The we fire Ray and hire Bruce Pearl for the Jewish coaches trifecta.

 

[CSpringsDawg]

I heard a long time ago that George Sherman was the biggest drug dealer in Starkville.

 

[mcdawg22]

Mr. Petty, he would have won Cam in a dice game.

 

[RocketDawg]

Why not just move our current girls' basketball coach over to football? Can't think of his name ... the guy from A&M. The girls could get somebody else.