Hugh droppin' Bible parables at halftime

[anon1781797764]

Sideline nobody: "What was the message when you were up at halftime after the 2nd halves you've had this season?"
Bucky: "It was a story from the Bible about Benaiah, a good friend of mine, about how when he chased the lion into the pit
he didn't come out until the job was done."

He's going all-in full Jimmy Swaggart, trying to whitewash this cheatin' image away.

View attachment 5087

Let whosoever has not Twitter DM'd a Seminole porn star, yeah trying to hit that, cast the first stone.

http://www.maxim.com/entertainment/mia-khalifa-chad-kelly-dms-2016-9
http://www.espn.com/espn/feature/story/_/id/17558362/behind-scenes-ole-miss-quarterback-chad-kelly

 

[TBone.sixpack]

17 that guy

 

[Uncle Ruckus]

No 17ing way he said a good friend of mine

 

[ColonelJohnSartoris]

Sideline nobody: "What was the message when you were up at halftime after the 2nd halves you've had this season?"
Bucky: "It was a story from the Bible about Benaiah, a good friend of mine, about how when he chased the lion into the pit
he didn't come out until the job was done."

He's going all-in full Jimmy Swaggart, trying to whitewash this cheatin' image away.

View attachment 5087

Let whosoever has not Twitter DM'd a Seminole porn star, yeah trying to hit that, cast the first stone.

http://www.maxim.com/entertainment/mia-khalifa-chad-kelly-dms-2016-9
http://www.espn.com/espn/feature/story/_/id/17558362/behind-scenes-ole-miss-quarterback-chad-kelly

Mary Magdalene - are you trying to tell me Jesus didn't tap that?

The DaVinci Code is as canonical as the Blindside, guys!

 

[anon1781797764]

No 17ing way he said a good friend of mine

Why yes, yes he did.

 

[BossDawg78]

I wish we had a coach that knew half of what he knows about running an offense.

Never thought I would say anything like that about Mullen.

 

[BulldogBlitz]

If houses have basements in oxfort, I won't be the least bit surprised if they find three coeds buried in his.

He is creepy.

 

[Tomas Smid]

Game not nearly as close as . . . . .

final score indicates.

 

[Shamoan]

He keeps his bible right next to his cocaine stash.

 

[Dawg_4_lifes]

At our halftime we eat cookies, share tampons and midol, and talk giddy about their boyfriends back home.