Hug your kids

[JohnHughsPartner]

While I was watching the Peach Bowl last night my 11 yr old walks up and tells me he doesn’t want to be a policeman anymore. I ask him why and he said (eyes full of tears) “my friend Luke told me crazy people are trying to run over and kill anyone wearing the badge”
I sat him down and explained that this only happens in $hithole blue states and that he doesn’t have to worry about that around here . Just a reminder to hug your children

 

[tigres88]

While this is in incredibly poor taste, I found this very well done lol. First time you've ever made me laugh via troll. Kudos!

 

[nytigerfan]

While I was watching the Peach Bowl last night my 11 yr old walks up and tells me he doesn’t want to be a policeman anymore. I ask him why and he said (eyes full of tears) “my friend Luke told me crazy people are trying to run over and kill anyone wearing the badge”
I sat him down and explained that this only happens in $hithole blue states and that he doesn’t have to worry about that around here . Just a reminder to hug your children

Did you adopt this kid? We know your micro penis has never been near a ******.

 

[JohnHughsPartner]

Did you adopt this kid? We know your micro penis has never been near a ******.

Just bc I have a micro peen doesn’t mean I don’t have big cow nuts

 

[LafayetteBear]

I sat him down and explained that this only happens in $hithole blue states and that he doesn’t have to worry about that around here . Just a reminder to hug your children

Was that before or after you fondled him?

 

[JohnHughsPartner]

Was that before or after you fondled him?

Besides #46, who thinks like this ??
you need to get yourself together before you’re on a watchlist (if you’re not already)

 

[AugTig]

Was that before or after you fondled him?

Good grief dude.

 

[JohnHughsPartner]

Good grief dude.

Apparently I’ve rustled his limp soul into oblivion