How to Win

Bigred511

Sophomore
Oct 14, 2018
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Push the other dumbasses out of the way. Don't run into them. Run over or around them. Stay
on your feet. Throw the freaking ball to a wide-open player. When the ball hits your
hands don't be a dumb *** and catch it. It is ok to tackle the Quarterback. Strip the freaking
ball from the offensive players. Learn the rules and follow them to avoid penalties. This game is so freaking easy.
 

Sinomatic

Senior
Nov 15, 2017
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I agree with the running around blockers in the way.

I yelled at the TV Saturday to "disobey your coach and run around your blockers" .

They aren't going to magically be in a different time and space when your *** runs a near 40 and they can't push a grocery cart out of the way.

I guess I don't see the reason for running backs to spoon lineman for a 1 yd gain. šŸ˜•