Houston we have a problem

[TortElvisII]

No way you can defeat Duke. It is impossible.

 

[NoahColeLiam2024!]

No way you can defeat Duke. It is impossible.

Won’t even be close.

 

[ImTheVillageIdiot]

I’m just hoping Houston can score 30 and hold Duke to less than 120.

 

[Demarcus Kidd-Miller]

Duke wins easily....

(Please work)

 

[IbnSaran]

Duke is a 100% stone cold lock to win.

 

[Dead Cat Bounce]

A team of Duke’s caliber can’t possibly lose.

 

[kycottontail]

I think all of you all ought to bet big on Duke...Reverse jinx

 

[nickhorvathsuxazz]

The best the Cougars can hope for is to not be humiliated...a 30 point loss is a moral victory for them

 

[TortElvisII]

I think all of you all ought to bet big on Duke...Reverse jinx

Go Large.

 

[ImTheVillageIdiot]

I’m thinking Cooper Flagg has the first stat line in NCAA history:

50 points, 30 rebounds, 15 assists, 10 blocks, 10 steals

Yep, I’m seeing a quintuple double as a near certainty tonight

 

[Lempface]

Duke is due a clunker of a game at some point right?

 

[Dr. H Lecter]

Houston should just take a knew and surrender.

 

[ImTheVillageIdiot]

Duke is due a clunker of a game at some point right?

Absolutely not. Duke is a perfectly consistent machine incapable of any type of slowdown or misstep

 

[RexShepcat]

A team of Duke’s caliber can’t possibly lose.

2015 says hold my beer

 

[kycottontail]

I’m thinking Cooper Flagg has the first stat line in NCAA history:

50 points, 30 rebounds, 15 assists, 10 blocks, 10 steals

Yep, I’m seeing a quintuple double as a near certainty tonight

And he was just 17 before he turned 18

 

[LadyCaytIL]

Dads from Houston, worked for the university for 30 years so LETS GO DADS TEAM!! also RIP dad, Miss ya!

My Mother is from Kansas but her home team can eat a pile of dookie. her and my grandparents converted to UK pretty quick in the 60's so all is good.

 

[Kingslayer07]

Duke's not losing this game. Florida can hang with them though.

 

[UKSouthpaw_rivals101518]

I’m thinking Cooper Flagg has the first stat line in NCAA history:

50 points, 30 rebounds, 15 assists, 10 blocks, 10 steals

Yep, I’m seeing a quintuple double as a near certainty tonight

100% shooting from 3, 0 turnovers. No fouls. Infallible!

 

[ImTheVillageIdiot]

And he was just 17 before he turned 18

Today, he is but 18. Tomorrow he will be timeless. Get your “Quintuple Double” t-shirts here before Cooper takes his final ascent into the annals of history.

 

[PoBilly]

Heard, Houston already got on the bus to go home.

 

[*Fox2Monk*]

Stone cold lock.

 

[Game Se7en]

Cryer couldn’t throw the ball in the ocean.

 

[JimboBBN]

Duke is the best team of all time with the GOAT starting at power forward. They won’t lose

 

[Coach Marrow]

Player of the year can’t lose

 

[tls]

Seriously Houston’s center will have 2 fouls in the first 8 minutes will eventually foul out along with 2 other Cougars while never getting in the bonus themselves in either half

 

[ImTheVillageIdiot]

Seriously Houston’s center will have 2 fouls in the first 8 minutes will eventually foul out along with 2 other Cougars while never getting in the bonus themselves in either half

Because they are incapable of guarding the Mon-stars. Fully expect a halftime score in the triple digits for Duke

 

[UKWildcats1987]

I doubt Houston can score enough to beat Duke.

 

[Pygmy Sasquatch]

 

[KentuckyFlyer]

I’m thinking Cooper Flagg has the first stat line in NCAA history:

50 points, 30 rebounds, 15 assists, 10 blocks, 10 steals

Yep, I’m seeing a quintuple double as a near certainty tonight

And he's only 15, Hes aging backwards.. he'll be 12 when he gets to the NBA

 

[ganner918_rivals60369]

Done deal, congrats Flagg

 

[blubo]

duke rule of 71 before first second half timeout. gonna be nasty

 

[Coach Marrow]

Sampson will forfeit at halftime

 

[darkshadesofblue]

Duke’s on a tear right now. Houston doesn’t stand a chance, go ahead and pencil them in. In fact they’re so good they’re going to rip a hole the universe, we’re all dead

 

[Possum]

And he was just 17 before he turned 18

I know a lady who was 8 before she was 11.

 

[FilsonCat]

No way you can defeat Duke. It is impossible.

 

[Pygmy Sasquatch]

Billy White Shoes Johnson couldn't save Houston tonight

 

[Titpwhami2014]

Houston won’t break 60 this game. Duke rolls.

 

[Game Se7en]

Duke natty champs 2025 shirts spotted all over the Riverwalk.

 

[thebluestripes]

I'm pulling for a reverse jinx

 

[wildcat2243]

Watch how quickly Houston gets into foul trouble