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T-TownDawgg

All-Conference
Nov 4, 2015
4,819
4,974
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You'll know she really wants you back when you find a parboiled rabbit on the hood
 

jethreauxdawg

Heisman
Dec 20, 2010
11,944
17,315
113
A red headed Mexican?

You should move. Leave your truck behind so she can’t follow as easily. Never eat Mexican again.
 

o_tacodawg

Redshirt
Jan 2, 2020
957
47
28
She’s a white girl just works Mexican. Unblocked her and asked about it. She said “I just took a little get away ride, sorry.”

To my house? To leave a Mexican bingo card on my truck.
 

Xenomorph

Heisman
Feb 15, 2007
16,153
10,733
113
I just went to Urban Dictionary and entered Mexican Bingo Card.... It was my risky click of the day.
 
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