Holy ****

[Alpha Poke]

I'm posting this for the sole purpose of @Rulz comment.

http://sacramento.cbslocal.com/2017/11/30/pooping-amazon-home-sacramento-video/

 

[Alpha Poke]

Dad gummit Rulz.

I figured this chick unleashing a mamba would be wheelhouse.

I mean we've all been there. I can still hear my brothers voice in the truck stop bathroom. Knocking on the door like he's the cops "Hey mister, my brother really needs to use the bathroom!" Only to look over his shoulder in horror as I'm tipping the trash can down to wedge my narrow *** in and paint it. The look on the truckers face was priceless. To his credit he went back in the stall and brought me a wad of tp. Good times.

 

[The Duke]

Dad gummit Rulz.

I figured this chick unleashing a mamba would be wheelhouse.

I mean we've all been there. I can still hear my brothers voice in the truck stop bathroom. Knocking on the door like he's the cops "Hey mister, my brother really needs to use the bathroom!" Only to look over his shoulder in horror as I'm tipping the trash can down to wedge my narrow *** in and paint it. The look on the truckers face was priceless. To his credit he went back in the stall and brought me a wad of tp. Good times.

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