Clemson fan here. Still salty about Zion but better you than the Holes! I think he ends up being the leading scorer and rebounder. Best Duke freshman since Bagley.
Hi guys
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Matt Lauer? Aren’t you banned from message boards?
He’s ok, I don’t think there are any women here.
@HonkeyT is a lady I thought.
Oh wtf. There goes the neighborhood.
You didn't try to make a pass with Joan London back in the day did you? If you are interested there's a chick that goes by the name of Tami that might like to hook up. ? Also curious as to why you named the thread "Hi guys instead of "what's up guys" or "Hey guys."
I’m just a simple man looking for a fresh start. I had it all. I was sitting on the mountaintop before some evil people twisted the truth.
Perhaps here, amongsts new faces, I can find solace. This can be my Shire, shielded from watchful eye of Sauron (NBC).
I mean, I know him from the main board. But that’s it. I think he used to be mean to me? But maybe I’m confusing him with someone else.
Edit: wait, it’s not you know who, is it? Not Voldemort, the other one. Nah, he’d say it was him.
Edit: wait, it’s not you know who, is it? Not Voldemort, the other one. Nah, he’d say it was him.
He is pretty infamous to a lot of Duke posters. Guess I won't go further than that.
I’m sorry, but that is just an odd take.
1. Bagley was just here.
2. He was maybe the best freshman I can remember.
3. Zero chance Zion was committing to Clemmons.
4. Double zero chance Zion is better than RJ.
You’d have a better chance winning in Chapel Hill.
You don’t make it to the heights old Matthew Lauer did without having some vision and courage. Trust in me, your Sherpa, and all will be revealed.
lol, nice troll attempt. I suppose you are a little bit of a Clemson fan. But those of us who use the main board all know you're a Carolina fan at heart.
@TheDude1 and @LetsGoDuke301 know this is demonstrably false.
Nevertheless, I look forward to watching the Dukies dismantle the Cheats this year.
Unless you're creating some sort of weird persona on the main board, then yes, you are a UNC fan. Here are some of your posts from the month of August alone:
August 25th:
Follow up. I’m taking my dad to Napa next weekend to witness UNC dismantle Cal.
August 17th:
This thread is a clear indicator that UNC is a dangerous team this year. We back!
August 17th:
As a UNC grad, this is true. NC State thinks getting drunk to the point you urinate in the stands and throw up on other fans...
August 8th:
I’m pushing for a UNC/Clemson alliance
August 6th:
Time for Clemson football and UNC basketball to team up for another dual title year.
Newslflash - I’m not actually Matt Lauer either. It’s a persona on the Main Board
@LetsGoDuke301 can confirm
Obviously I never suspected you as being Matt Lauer... So you made up statements about watching UNC/Cal with your dad? And you lied about being a UNC Grad? That's cool, I guess.
Hmmm... wait, what am I vouching for? I just have a suspicion that you are NOT the real Matt Lauer. Otherwise I am fairly clueless.
I pretty much figured he was someone else under a different name.... a name that might not be so different from his old one.
It's pretty different.
First word.
Speeding "______"
First # is a word pronounced the same way but spelled three different ways.
Second word.
You "____" a rollercoaster.
Second number is probably the year he graduated from unc after failing the African American studies course four years in a row.
Didnt Ticket just post in this thread? Like... ten posts up?