Hey Shmuley. Random question.

[Junction John]

What did you call that theory where our highs and lows always seem to balance out? Like, just when you think we should pull ahead of other ****** schools in the conference (or in the state), we do something stupid? You had a name for it that always seems to fit. No reason, just wanted to have it handy in case it ever comes up again. But it probably won't**

 

[Shmuley]

Conference retard equilibrium. When either State or Ole Miss have an inside path to advance well ahead of the other, the retard equilibrium theory shows up in force and the advancing party shoots itself in the foot, whereupon both retards are restored to their rightful place, together, at the bottom of the conference waiting for the short bus.

No offense.

 

[hatfieldms]

I always thought it was short bus karma?

 

[Shmuley]

Yes, conference retard karma is the answer to "why" it happens. Conference retard equilibrium is the name of the theory.

 

[Willow Grove Dawg]

Everyone always underestimates the power of the Dead Injuns!

 

[Junction John]

C.R.E. That's it. Brilliant.

 

[Thirty-Two Dive]

Conference retard equilibrium. When either State or Ole Miss have an inside path to advance well ahead of the other, the retard equilibrium theory shows up in force and the advancing party shoots itself in the foot, whereupon both retards are restored to their rightful place, together, at the bottom of the conference waiting for the short bus.

No offense.

We should put "colloquium morari aequilibrium" (Thanks Google Translate) at the bottom of the DWS scoreboard, to serve as a reminder.

 

[$altyDawg]

Is that anything like C.R.S? I've got that myself.

 

[vhdawg]

DS, this should go in the Lexicon

 

[Drebin]

We should put "colloquium morari aequilibrium" (Thanks Google Translate) at the bottom of the DWS scoreboard, to serve as a reminder.

I like it. It would make us look smart 'n ****.

 

[bulldognation]

We'd invariably get the spelling wrong and it would translate into something like "Croquet Morale Aquarium"

 

[dogmatic]

I agree. If we can't spell "lightning," I don't trust us with Latin.

 

[Drebin]

We'd invariably get the spelling wrong and it would translate into something like "Croquet Morale Aquarium"

You make a great point. We have misspelled Maroon and Mississippi (two words that are kinda part of our identity), as well as Lightning. Latin would be a bit risky.

 

[Shmuley]

Fortunately, misspelling latin is like pissing yourself in black pants. Almost nobody notices.

 

[Maroon Eagle]

Cue the New Six Packer with the name Croquet Morale.

 

[Shamoan]

*Molerat