Here's a gem.

jack daniels dog

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Tell her to go to oxford do her groceries while here.

This. I’m officially in hate week now. 17 them until after the game is over. Then when we’ve stomped a mud hole in his *** and sent him packing back to Gainesville, I’ll choose to appreciate what he did for us
 
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Yeah that’s gonna be a no for me, dawg. F them all

 

Bruce Dakinson

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If you're making fun of target, you must not have one in your town. Give me some gift cards and boo me.
 
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Bulldogg31

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She loves Starkville. If it was up to her, they’d still be here.

She’s not alone. Sounds like several of the assistants wanted to stay here as well.

1. Because their families loved it here and

2. They knew the roster coming back could win the West.

Ultimately Dan said “we’re leaving”.
 

HuskyBDawg

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If you're making fun of target, you must not have one in your town. Give me some gift cards and boo me.

It's a turn to the Mullens for a comment in the Sports Illustrated article referenced in another thread:

"...Megan is even shopping at the same grocery store, and now she’s able to regularly visit a Target. There isn’t one in Starkville, something Dan pointed out to reporters earlier this week, in a playful jab at a town that he once called a “hidden gem” in front of a bunch of smirking reporters at SEC media days...."
 

klong-dog

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He just couldn't fathom it (staying another year) once finding out Cann was tapping his side piece.
 

HuskyBDawg

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Target is French, French hates america


The French don't hate America. Most Europeans distinguish between the American government and the American people. France has its own issues between people of different political beliefs. The French have been allies of the United States since the American Revolution.

How could anyone not like America? We gave the world rock and roll.
 

Hail State

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17 the snail eating surrender monkeys. Should have kept it for ourselves after WWII. 🇺🇸
 

Shamoan

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Fresh from a direct flight from the USA to Charles de Gaul airport in Paris circa 2010, some French dickhead gets in my face and presumably curses at me. I can assure you the French, in part, don't view America highly or its people despite us saving their pompous *** on multiple occasions.

Their Gallic laziness combines with their Latinate voluptuousness with the result that they would rather eat and make love with their faces than fight.
 

Bruce Dakinson

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It's a turn to the Mullens for a comment in the Sports Illustrated article referenced in another thread:

"...Megan is even shopping at the same grocery store, and now she’s able to regularly visit a Target. There isn’t one in Starkville, something Dan pointed out to reporters earlier this week, in a playful jab at a town that he once called a “hidden gem” in front of a bunch of smirking reporters at SEC media days...."

Yeah I saw that. I mean, yell at my wife, just leave me the gift card homie.
 

Fritz!

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some French dickhead gets in my face and presumably curses at me.

Easy, just learn a few German phrases...you don’t need to know what they’re saying, ask their age, maybe for their papers. They’ll understand.
 

PineGroveBully

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Shouldn't it be pronounced Tar-gay then?

but seriously someone below said we saved them on several occasions. True fact. But they probably saved our *** in the Revolutionary War or we wouldn't be around to save anyone. Plus without the French we don't have Cajuns which would mean Ed O would be a helluva lot less likable.
 

Leeshouldveflanked

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The French don't hate America. Most Europeans distinguish between the American government and the American people. France has its own issues between people of different political beliefs. The French have been allies of the United States since the American Revolution.

How could anyone not like America? We gave the world rock and roll.

If it wasn’t for The United States..... all of the French would be speaking German.
 

HumpDawgy

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She’s not alone. Sounds like several of the assistants wanted to stay here as well.

1. Because their families loved it here and

2. They knew the roster coming back could win the West.

Ultimately Dan said “we’re leaving”.

I have trouble believing this since most had their bags packed, donning blue and orange gear, and headed to gator country immediately after it was announced.
 

$altyDawg

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This is the mode I'm in as well. For this game I hate Mullen as if he were Steve Spurrier standing on the gaytor sideline.
 

HumpDawgy

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It was originated in the French part of Minneapolis. Actually pronounced "Tarjay".***
 

00Dawg

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I stand by my earlier suggestion.

Find her with the video board camera.
Pause for applause.
Show Dan on the Florida sideline.
Pause longer for boos.