5 pages? 2 counts? Extremely tenuous jurisdictional grounds? 15 "John Does"? Probably facing significant hurdles with statutes of limitation on both counts. This is nothing more than a continuation of the bjork/freeze/vitter "throw **** against the wall and see if it sticks" approach. 15 John Does, Merkel? This is nothing more than a fishing expedition masquerading as a lawsuit. It's the proverbial "we know somebody is behind this, but we don't know who, so we are going to place hold with John Does and abuse the discovery process to get names." Has as much chance as Jackie's ill-advised lawsuit.
Pretty much nailed it. This has less than a 1% chance of ever going to trial, as much as I wish it would.