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Wingman137

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Aug 25, 2005
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Please take it easy on us. We have no QB worth mentioning. We do have a great defense and punting game, but you can't count on them scoring. I know you lost another QB so this could be a 3-2 type game. I mostly want all the players to come out healthy and the fans to have a lot of fun. Civil fun, not like we get at certain places. Be good everyone!
 

RUScrew85

Heisman
Nov 7, 2003
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Please take it easy on us. We have no QB worth mentioning. We do have a great defense and punting game, but you can't count on them scoring. I know you lost another QB so this could be a 3-2 type game. I mostly want all the players to come out healthy and the fans to have a lot of fun. Civil fun, not like we get at certain places. Be good everyone!

This is likely your road win for the year. Try not to embarrass us too bad.
 

RU4Real

Heisman
Jul 25, 2001
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We're getting sandbagged.

My prediction is that the RU defense falters because they're spending all day on the field. Iowa can't help but score. 31-3 Iowa.
 

RUScrew85

Heisman
Nov 7, 2003
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We're getting sandbagged.

My prediction is that the RU defense falters because they're spending all day on the field. Iowa can't help but score. 31-3 Iowa.

I fear a punchless RU O leaves the D on the field long enough to become worn out against Iowa - just like we did this year to our opponents.
 
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koleszar

Heisman
Jan 1, 2010
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Please take it easy on us. We have no QB worth mentioning. We do have a great defense and punting game, but you can't count on them scoring. I know you lost another QB so this could be a 3-2 type game. I mostly want all the players to come out healthy and the fans to have a lot of fun. Civil fun, not like we get at certain places. Be good everyone!
Your defense is better than ours, special teams I'll call a draw and offense O boy. Even though you think your offense is bad, you haven't seen what truly bad looks like yet. On Saturday night you'll get to see the truly bad that Schiano and Gleason have concocted
 
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Please take it easy on us. We have no QB worth mentioning. We do have a great defense and punting game, but you can't count on them scoring. I know you lost another QB so this could be a 3-2 type game. I mostly want all the players to come out healthy and the fans to have a lot of fun. Civil fun, not like we get at certain places. Be good everyone!

are you coming to the game?
 
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RW90

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Feb 2, 2002
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We're getting sandbagged.

My prediction is that the RU defense falters because they're spending all day on the field. Iowa can't help but score. 31-3 Iowa.
I fear a punchless RU O leaves the D on the field long enough to become worn out against Iowa - just like we did this year to our opponents.
This is what concerns me most. Shades of Wake Forest from the 2021 Gator Bowl.
 
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KingHigh

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Apr 12, 2005
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Offense doing defense a huge favor. Being on the field all game gives more chances for tackles, sacks, ints, forced fumbles, fumble recoveries, etc. This is why we send so many defenders to the league. You come out of RU’s defense with 2x more experience than anyone else.
 

iReC89

All-Conference
Jul 2, 2014
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A few of these weeks the team should hit the books and just focus on APR and being the best darn 5 win team out there. Not this week.
chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop chop
 

hankee18

All-American
Jan 18, 2006
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Please take it easy on us. We have no QB worth mentioning. We do have a great defense and punting game, but you can't count on them scoring. I know you lost another QB so this could be a 3-2 type game. I mostly want all the players to come out healthy and the fans to have a lot of fun. Civil fun, not like we get at certain places. Be good everyone!

For a minute there I thought you were a Rutgers fan. Our teams are almost mirror images - good defense (You guys get the nod) great punting and some of the worst offense in the country!

Gonna be an ugly win for whoever decides to suck less Saturday night
 
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scarletbergen

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Aug 17, 2006
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Please take it easy on us. We have no QB worth mentioning. We do have a great defense and punting game, but you can't count on them scoring. I know you lost another QB so this could be a 3-2 type game. I mostly want all the players to come out healthy and the fans to have a lot of fun. Civil fun, not like we get at certain places. Be good everyone!
Come out to the game! You’ll have good time, even if we win. But for a few bad apples, RU fans are great friendly folks. Good luck.
 

robcac26

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Please take it easy on us. We have no QB worth mentioning. We do have a great defense and punting game, but you can't count on them scoring.
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rurichdog

Heisman
Sep 30, 2006
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The moment your coaches realize your big tight ends can sit in the middle of the field, open a beer and light up a smoke with plenty of time to catch an uncontested pass, and it's over.
 

koleszar

Heisman
Jan 1, 2010
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Come out to the game! You’ll have good time, even if we win. But for a few bad apples, RU fans are great friendly folks. Good luck.
I know for me and my season ticket group, If Rutgers wins, we'll be more in shock than ready to bust someone's balls. I forget how long it's been since we've won a home B1G game. We've now become condition that we're going to lose, we always lose at home.
 

RU4Real

Heisman
Jul 25, 2001
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Some heart issues. So I guess it's pretty close.

Best to you and your heart. Glad it's not your nuts. :)

Awesome nuts story:

Some years ago, when I was on the local first aid squad, we got tapped out to a motorcycle accident at a weird and complex intersection the locals refer to as "dysfunction junction" (Rt 9 and Gordon's Corner, for those familiar).

Partner and I get there and there's the aftermath of a little ninja bike lying on somebody's lawn after quite obviously hitting a telephone pole square on. The rider was also on the lawn but, as per usual for these things, a bit farther on.

We approach the guy and he's all kinds of busted up. I won't list, and frankly memory fails, but he was, as I said, all kinds of busted up. But he was conscious, and obviously headed for shock and just kept saying, over and over again, "Ohhhhh... my ballsssssss...". We're trying to assess him for "alert and oriented x3" and he won't say anything except, "Ohhhh... my ballssssss...".

Right about then one of first responders rolls up and walks over to the bike. She's just standing there looking at it. Finally she says, "Hey. Come her. You gotta see this."

Partner and I took a few steps towards the bike and immediately we see it.

The gas tank was flat. Totally flat. Like a pancake.

My partner and I look at each other and, at exactly the same time we say, "Ohhhh... my ballsss..."
 
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RobertG

Heisman
Jul 25, 2001
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Some heart issues. So I guess it's pretty close.
Well you pick the perfect game to recover to. They are going to call the game a tie at 2 to 2. After each team only scores safteys and fails to score an offesive point even into 3 over times. Funny thing is 2 to 2 is not only the score but the net offensive yards and completed passes for each team.

Your heart rate won't break 20 beats a min during the game