His pope outfit was red unfortunately. Kid has a long way to go if he wants to replace the king.
hawkeye elvis retiring
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If he was I'd guess his name would be cornshoehammaker or something similar. I think he used to frequent boards a long time along under that moniker.
I think that was a fat, orange man from Florida who's known for his delusions of grandeur. I could be mistaken.
In case some of you goofs didn't realize, major college football is a party. I don't begrudge any fan having innocent fun.
In the end, does this fall into the category of "any publicity is good publicity"?
Your are mistaken, you are the only fat clown around
Where are you sitting that someone is sweating all over you???I think I'd sell my tickets.
Oh I'm just being facetious. We do have some large fans though. I just changed sections this year though. My biggest fear each year is that we will get total drunks puking on me or really large people that can't stay in their seats.
From what i read. His mom passed away. She made the costumes and went to games with him. His love of Elvis came from her. Also lives in California now.
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I just want to know which room in Hawkeye Elvis's house is known as the "Tigerhawk Room".
He was a fun part of the iowa experience. He will be missed.
that's worth an ignore for eternity.
He was more original than all the fans wearing black and gold overalls. That’s the most played out thing in college football.
That's not true.
Kirk's offense is the most played out thing in college football!
Hawkeye Taylor Swift is the very last thing we need to see.
Yeah, let's just have another fan pay homage to a musician who's been dead for years. Hawkeye Jim Morrison, Hawkeye Bob Marley, Hawkeye Buddy Holly....
Are you a 12 year old girl? You gotta be.
So creative! Did you go to the Writers Workshop?
I get it you're a Swifty do you have posters on the wall of your bedroom? Subscribe to Tiger Beat Magazine?
Hawkeye Elvis was well known around the Big Ten, on TV a lot. Kind of like Ronnie Woo Woo with the Cubs.
What should be the next character?
Hawkeye Hulk Hogan?
Just straight up incredible Hawkeye Hulk?
I'd go for Mr T... Like my avatar
Maybe a woman will step up with Hawkeye Dolly Parton?
Hawkeye Hulk Hogan?
Just straight up incredible Hawkeye Hulk?
I'd go for Mr T... Like my avatar
Maybe a woman will step up with Hawkeye Dolly Parton?
No I'll leave that to you, along with "Learning Punctuation" magazine
LOL - That's funny coming from a grown *** man wanting a Taylor Swift Hawkeye, LOL.
First you said I'm a 12 year old girl, now in your mind I'm a grown man. Make up your mind!
I can't decide, I could see a 12-year-old girl wanting a Taylor Swift Hawkeye, but I could also see a woker grown *** man with gay tendencies wanting a Taylor Swift Hawkeye so I figure you're one or the other.