Has anyone heard this before?

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"He took me to the crossroads
It was our first date

He filled me full of liquor,
He filled me full of beer.
And now I am the mother of a redneck engineer."

I heard it from an older alumni and he couldn't remember the rest but said it was a commonly known jingle among MSU students in the 50s or so.
Does anyone know the rest? I know the wording is a little off on it.
 

mcdawg22

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It's derivative of Georgia Tech's Rambling Wreck. In a version I heard "Now I'm the mom of a bastard son of a helluva engineer." Found it.
Nervous Wreck from Georgia Tech
I'm a nervous wreck from Georgia Tech, what the hell am I doing here?
The ratio is four-to-one, and half of them are *****.
I can't afford the whiskey; I hate the taste of beer.
I'm a nervous wreck from Georgia Tech, what the hell am I doing here?

A twiddly **** from Agnes Scott went out with a guy from Tech,
He took her to the Varsity and taught her how to neck.
He filled her full of whiskey, he filled her full of beer,
And now she is the mother of a bastard engineer.

I'm a ***** from Bauder and I'll **** for fifty-cents.
I'll lay my *** upon the grass, my pants upon the fence.
I'll let you rub my belly, on Sundays **** for free,
But get off of me, you son of a *****, if you're from Emory.
 
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BrunswickDawg

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It's derivative of Georgia Tech's Rambling Wreck. In a version I heard "Now I'm the mom of a bastard son of a helluva engineer."
This is correct. The GT song starts "I'm a tiddly tot from Agnes Scott" - which is a nearby women's college. I can't remember it all except my Dad used to sing it to my Mom to piss her off - she went to Agnes Scott.
 
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