Happy Festivus everyone!

[bleediteveryday30]

 

[smashmouth5]

One of the greatest gifts I ever received was a green sheet of paper that said a donation had been made in my name to The Human Fund.

The Human Fund...Money For People

 

[smashmouth5]

As I rained blows upon on him, I knew there had to be a better way.

A Festivus for the rest of us.

 

[bleediteveryday30]

It has a certain understated stupidity.

 

[bleediteveryday30]

I think I could be a philanthropist, a kick *** philanthropist! I would have all this money, and people would love me. Then they would come to me.. and beg! And if I felt like it, I would help them out. And then they would owe me big time!

 

[smashmouth5]

It's a Festivus miracle!

 

[GAAP_rivals]

I’ve had my shiny Festivus pole up for a week. Just ask the little lady...

 

[skysdad]

And I thought it was something named after Fetus Haggard from the tv western Gunsmoke. . OFC

 

[Laettner15]

The tradition of Festivus begins with the airing of grievances. I got a lot of problems with you people and now you're gonna hear about it.

 

[smashmouth5]

Sky, you couldn't smooth a silk sheet if you had a hot date with a ba...I lost my train of thought.

 

[HuffyJB]

 

[timo0402]

How’d my horse do?

 

[bullettoothtony]

How about George?

Good thinking, Kooger

 

[smashmouth5]

How’d my horse do?

He had to be shot.

 

[smashmouth5]

Let's bagel!

 

[Laettner15]

Hey... No Bagel No Bagel No Bagel No Bagel No Bagel

 

[smashmouth5]

Ah!.... Bad lighting on the porch.

 

[dukiejay]

Frank invented a holiday? He's so prolific.