hahaha..interesting analysis on the Big 12

[Coach34]

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[patdog]

nm

 

[jacksonreb1]

accurate depiction of each schools personality. LOL

 

[sardis]

the pics help the description, I'm waiting to see who does this to the SEC and what we are going to be pictured as, trying to not go there in my mind.

 

[bulliegolfer]

couple of ugly bitches there. Pretty funny.........

 

[Sutterkane]

I laughed at almost every one.

 

[AzzurriDawg4]

It just might be the easiest way to show that our conference is better than all other conferences.

This is probably how it would play out, if I am looking at it objectively:

Florida - straight gas model-type, i.e Bar Refaeli
Bama - hot stuck up girl - see Paris Hilton
LSU - hot girl that probably looks rough without makeup - latina from Modern Family?
Georgia - hot girl next door - see Rachel McAdams
Tennessee - Cougar - see Demi Moore
Auburn - hot country girl - see Faith Hill
Arkansas - average redneck - see Gretchen Wilson
Kentucky - Ashley Judd circa now.
Vandy - the girl from Glee?
Ole Miss - girl that used to be incredibly hot, but now is just average - example?
State - we would probably get a pretty ugly chick, but if I am giving Vandy the nerd from glee, she is at least moderately good looking - I would give us a girl that is pretty rough but can be fixed up to look moderately attractive. Ugly Betty? It hurts me to type that, but I am sure that is how an outsider would put it.

 

[AdamDawgDude]

It just might be the easiest way to show that our conference is better than all other conferences.

This is probably how it would play out, if I am looking at it objectively:

Florida - straight gas model-type, i.e Bar Refaeli
Bama - hot stuck up girl - see Paris Hilton
LSU - hot girl that probably looks rough without makeup - latina from Modern Family?
Georgia - hot girl next door - see Rachel McAdams
Tennessee - Cougar - see Demi Moore
Auburn - hot country girl - see Faith Hill
Arkansas - average redneck - see Gretchen Wilson
Kentucky - Ashley Judd circa now.
Vandy - the girl from Glee?
Ole Miss - girl that used to be incredibly hot, but now is just average - example?
State - we would probably get a pretty ugly chick, but if I am giving Vandy the nerd from glee, she is at least moderately good looking - I would give us a girl that is pretty rough but can be fixed up to look moderately attractive. Ugly Betty? It hurts me to type that, but I am sure that is how an outsider would put it.

Maybe an MSU fan needs to publish it--otherwise, it won't go well for us.

 

[615dawg]

Florida - your beach blonde, perfect figure type. The 10 all around.
Alabama - Hot, uneducated, would be working at Waffle House if she wasn't so hot. The 10 on looks but it pains you to talk to them
LSU - crazy hot chick with lower back tattoo that might stab you (that chick from the Waterboy)
Georgia - I agree, girl next door hotness. Can be a freak though (Ginnifer Goodwin?)
Auburn - The average girl. The 7 on a daily basis, can become a 9.
Arkansas - the Gretchen Wilson hot-type that wants to go muddin', huntin' or whatever.
Kentucky - equal to his take of Kansas. Nice body, ugly face. Could be all the inbreeding??
Vanderbilt - Studious wannabe slut. Has the looks, but horrible between the sheets.
Ole Miss - You nailed it. In her 20s she was competing with the upper tier. She married well but hasn't been able to keep her looks.
MSU - We're the girl you take home to your mother. 6 on her best day. (The Twilight girl I keep seeing. She's not hot, but she's not ugly)

 

[UpTheMiddlex3Punt]

You got Ole Miss wrong. It should be a girl who thinks that she used to be incredibly hot, but is still average.
M-State needs to be a girl who looks good covered in dirt or grease. I'm going with Firefly era Jewel Staite.

 

[Shmuley]

Carrie Fisher. Kind of hot in the context of a make believe scenario from your early youth, but in today's reality, seriously messed up in the head.

 

[Sutterkane]

We're pretty much the Iowa State or Kansas State of the SEC. We for the most part are just glad to be here.

The comparison isn't about what kinds of chicks are at the school or the fanbase, but if you'd want them in your conference or not and how well they do at sports(namely football). We don't generate a lot of revenue and are not very successful so we would not be looked upon very favorably.

 

[AzzurriDawg4]

the chick from Glee is way too hot for Vandy.

http://www.cavemancircus.com/galleries2/2010/6/lea_michelle/index.php

 

[Optimus Prime 4]

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[tenureplan]

we are the whipping boy of the SEC...

We are definitely the fat chick that the other girls hang with to make themselves look better. We always get conned into driving and paying the bar tab too. See schedule changes, officiating, etc

 

[AzzurriDawg4]

it works though, because LSU could also be the hot chick that you have no idea what the 17 she is saying when she talks.

 

[AzzurriDawg4]

Generally ugly, but can get fixed up to look decent every now and then.

 

[PBRME]

AzzurriDawg4[/b]]It just might be the easiest way to show that our conference is better than all other conferences.

This is probably how it would play out, if I am looking at it objectively:

Florida - straight gas model-type, i.e Bar Refaeli
Bama - hot stuck up girl - see Paris Hilton
LSU - hot girl that probably looks rough without makeup - latina from Modern Family?
Georgia - hot girl next door - see Rachel McAdams
Tennessee - Cougar - see Demi Moore
Auburn - hot country girl - see Faith Hill
Arkansas - average redneck - see Gretchen Wilson
Kentucky - Ashley Judd circa now.
Vandy - the girl from Glee?
Ole Miss - girl that used to be incredibly hot, but now is just average - example?
State - we would probably get a pretty ugly chick, but if I am giving Vandy the nerd from glee, she is at least moderately good looking - I would give us a girl that is pretty rough but can be fixed up to look moderately attractive. Ugly Betty? It hurts me to type that, but I am sure that is how an outsider would put it.

I would change Tennessee. Tennessee was hot back in the day, but had a drug problem.Things would come up missing after she left. Yearsof hard partying, and enjoying the good lifehave left her lookingpretty ragged.

 

[AzzurriDawg4]

nm

 

[fijiking2]

I would like to see every conference broken down like that.

 

[PBRME]

I was thinking more along the lines of Yasmine Bleeth. The former Baywatch babe has fallen a long way.