GYERO ARCHIVE

[_Chase_]

Tiger hit the fairway at 1 at Augusta. It's pretty much over at this point. I can't recall a time he's done that within the last 15 years.

 

[VernHatton52]

Every considered just selling it out of your trunk like a real entrepreneur?

My grandfather who worked for Glenmore Distillery had some good stories about selling some product on the side. Did a lot of trading with the Philip Morris guys straight up bourbon for smokes. I believe he skirted the law for his side gig but did serve a few overnighters for other alcohol related offenses. He wasnt a very nice guy.

Did he work at the cab stand growing up?

 

[gattongrad09]

Just got a robo call from UCLA athletics and new head coach Mick Cronin! It was as depressing and creepy as you can imagine.

 

[BristolCat_rivals158386]

I mean they play golf for four days on a well manicured course, keep score the same way, crown a champ... I didn't say it's not a special event, but it has a lot in common with other events. It's a little unlike other traditions, but it's not THAT unlike any other.

(Also it's a joke about the slogan, you buttoned-up dorks.)

 

[fatguy87]

For a tradition unlike any other, the Masters is pretty similar to other annual professional golf tournaments.

Masters = Henson

 

[Kennedy_UK]

Michael Avenatti was slammed Thursday with a 36-count indictment by a federal grand jury in California that accuses him of ripping off clients— including a mentally ill paraplegic — for millions of dollars, shorting the IRS of millions more, swiping millions from emploment taxes from employees of his coffee company and perjury.

opcorn:

 

[MaxPowerrr]

If GYERO accomplishes nothing else before being devoured by the ceaseless maw of the galaxy, hopefully it at least dissuaded some folks from going to law school (like Avenatti and various posters did) and following their baseball card and bourbon dreams.

 

[_Chase_]

Not sure what you're expecting Bristol, but yes at The Masters they still play golf, play it on a very nice golf course, keep score, and have a winner.

 

[BristolCat_rivals158386]

Not sure what you're expecting Bristol, but yes at The Masters they still play golf, play it on a very nice golf course, keep score, and have a winner.

#ThatsTheJoke

 

[Wrong]

You won't find BRAX masturbating to the Booz Allen Classic course.

 

[BBdK]

Man, the swing on that Jovan Rebula kid. :flushed:


Rahm doesn't deserve to win a Masters yet. Can't stand that *****.

 

[wildcat1973_rivals160373]

Rahm's beard is the worst.

 

[PTI Anon1640710541]

<— still #teamavenatti, tho.

F Duke/Zion/Coach K.

 

[_Chase_]

I'm fine with him spending the rest of his life in prison, but I hope he's able to burn Duke to the ground before his final sentencing.

 

[PTI Anon1640710541]

I'm fine with him spending the rest of his life in prison, but I hope he's able to burn Duke to the ground before his final sentencing.

Kamikaze mission, basically.

 

[_Chase_]

Corey Connors Monday qualifies last week, currently leads The Masters. Now that would be a story.

 

[anthonys735]

Kamikaze mission, basically.

Kentucky would offer him asylum. Bury Duke, then come drink bourbon and horsey gambol, Mike.

 

[Wrong]

Tiger got the yips?

 

[_Chase_]

Tiger got the yips?

That last birdie putt looked horrendous, and did look a bit yippy.

 

[MaxPowerrr]

Kentucky would offer him asylum. Bury Duke, then come drink bourbon and horsey gambol, Mike.

We have an Ecuadorian embassy somewhere around here don’t we? Maybe convert the Castle of Versailles?

 

[legalbeagle123]

Michael Avenatti was slammed Thursday with a 36-count indictment by a federal grand jury in California that accuses him of ripping off clients— including a mentally ill paraplegic — for millions of dollars, shorting the IRS of millions more, swiping millions from emploment taxes from employees of his coffee company and perjury.

opcorn:

Bears repeating that when the Feds swing, they almost never miss, especially on something high profile.

 

[MattsCats_rivals45322]

MASTERS GAMBOL (I had an extra $40 laying around in Bovada after hoops season).

$10 Rickie Fowler 16/1
$10 Tommy Fleetwood 25/1
$10 Francesco Molinari 22/1
$5 Tony Finau 40/1
$1 LONGSHOTS
Keith Mitchell 200/1
Kevin Na 200/1
Vijay Singh 500/1
Angel Cabrera 1500/1
Sandy Lyle 2500/1

Minus whale, guys.

 

[BigBadBlueDaddy]

I had a GYERO dream last night. It centered around being in a rap battle with King Llama. I don't know who won but I do recall I called him a ***** quite a few times. It felt good.


As for Krazy's bourbon name, I submit That's So Bulleit County.

 

[Kennedy_UK]

As for Krazy's bourbon name, I submit That's So Bulleit County.

This is a great idea if he wants to immediately get sued for trademark infringement.....

[eyeroll]

 

[BBdK]

 

[wildcat1973_rivals160373]

If Tiger shoots par or better on the front 9 today he’ll be in the last group Sunday.

[banana]

 

[GtownVZ]

 

[UKwizard]

Every UK fan after a tourney loss.

 

[ukalum01]

* Utah is weird. Within a 3 hour drive, there’s 5-6 amazing national parks, but it seems unappreciated. Maybe it’s Mormon culture, but everything here is so incredibly bland and understated. It’s like they go out of their way to be dull and non flashy. Weird.

I get it but love St. George. Having Zion and Bryce Canyon that close along with the proximity to Vegas, great golf, red cliffs, etc is pretty hard to beat. Can see it being a yearly trip.

 

[BBdK]

I'm a big fan of the Hotels, Sportsbooks, Restaurants, and Casinos.

 

[wildcat1973_rivals160373]

Zion is amazing. Beautiful part of the country. It's a must see.

 

[VernHatton52]

Southern Miss job just opened up. Andy Kennedy should be all over that.

 

[jtrue28]

Tiger.gif

 

[wildcat1973_rivals160373]

:golf::golf::golf:

kay:kay:kay:

 

[BBdK]

Man, this leaderboard. There are 50 guys within a few of the lead.


Last year or two Tiger being up there was somewhat of a novelty, never felt like he was a true threat — not anymore. He’s clearly one of the best in the world again with a legit chance to win each week. So long as he stays healthy, it’s only a matter of time.

Enjoying the new jovial & relaxed Tiger. Actually Seems happier than he’s ever been, despite not winning or dominating...yet. :sunglasses:

 

[PTI Anon1640710541]

He’s clearly one of the best in the world again with a legit chance to win each week.

2019:

17
T-20
T-15
T-10
T-30

[eyeroll]

 

[tfields01]

When Tiger wins another major, this place is going to explode on PTI.

Can't wait.

 

[BBdK]

Lol, he’s ranked 12th in the world you dipshit. Extra $100 he goes up from there this season?

Your shtick is one thing, but if you’re serious then you’re just showing your golf ignorance. Once the putter is dialed in, it’s on.

-Fields, I need you in that 2 man. You sure? Champ flight is loaded.

 

[tfields01]

Legitimate criticism and concern- I'm not sure Tiger's a good enough putter to win a major right now. Maybe at The Open, where that's less of a concern, but he just doesn't make enough of the 5 footers that keep a round going.

His ballstriking is still world class, and he's much better with the driver than he's been in recent years, so BBdK is 100% right- if he gets the putter going, it's over.

 

[tfields01]

Fields, I need you in that 2 man. You sure? Champ flight is loaded.

Parenthood can be a pain in the *** sometimes...

Let me see if I can work something out with the in-laws to help with the kids. I would love to play.

Who all's in the field?