GYERO ARCHIVE

[Strokin_Bandit]

When I was a kid, whatever weather you got on Halloween is what you got. Most of us were wearing those plastic, suffocating, colored garbage bag costumes that repelled water anyway. Sure some of the "weaker" kids may have asphyxiated, but if you were going to go as He-Man, you better by God act like him instead of Orko.

In no way will the outcome of Saturday's game make me go back to being regular, Woe is Us, UK Football fan. This team still might (should) win 10 games. That's never happened in my lifetime. I appreciate this group. They had my blood boiling Saturday, but they found a way to win. That was some team of destiny stuff right there. That's enough for me.

And really, to hell with even ^that^ mentality. UGA is overlooking us. We're about to smack them in the mouth.

 

[B Rax_rivals210137]

Uh, I’m an insurance salesman. I can legally do whatever tf I want all day everyday at work with zero repercussions

 

[PuffyNips]

Totally forgot to mention funniest, and most embarrassing for him, part of the weekend.

@Wildcat Willy sends the text group(not the snarky bitches) a picture of a bourbon cocktail... with a maraschino cherry in it. :joy:

Total rook fail. He was so proud and then just..... smack.

Seriously, that was the funniest part of your weekend? I'm not a bit embarrassed about it.

We won a huge game in the most unlikely of ways and I sent a pic of the celebratory drink I was drinking (a manhattan). Yes, it had a maraschino cherry in it. No, I didn't have Luxardo cherries on hand.

Guess what, I had a couple more after that and then I had a couple of (gasp) Miller Lites right out of the bottle!

Are you really that much of a pretentious *******? Holy ****.

 

[anthonys735]

Just blocked Anth after reading how he and MENGUS are BFF's

False.

 

[rudd1]

-pumpkin+pencil+drill+complete set of spade bits=profit. You're welcome.

 

[anthonys735]

Drank Bud Light all afternoon, redneck. Up your f*cking garnish game or I'm headed to Loveland to do it for you.

 

[WayneDougan_rivals170043]

Halloween is on October 31st. Jmho. My stupid town had a Halloween last Thursday, and they’re having it again tomorrow. There will be no Halloween on Halloween day.

I missed Halloween last year due to work, so I promised my kids I'd take them Trick-or-Treating this time around. Unfortunately I have a bunch of meetings this week in Texas, but I booked flights to be home Wednesday afternoon and then return first thing Thursday morning. As soon as I land in Texas today, I get a call from my wife notifying me of the neighborhood “changing” Halloween to Tuesday. I priced out the flight changes to make this happen: around $750 if you include the change fees. Sorry kids: dad’s not coming home.

 

[UKStoleMyFish]

* Rack chad's NFL take. He gets it.


* Last week, Mizzou put up 48 points in one half. This week, they could only manage 49 yards in one half.


* No offense has scored more than 16 points against this defense all year. I mean, it's f'ing November.


* Our basketball team plays Duke in 8 days and I'm barely even aware of it.


* Got blocked by MENGUS years ago. If there's two things that guy doesn't have, it's thick skin and home equity.


* 122 hours and 32 minutes...

 

[B Rax_rivals210137]

The problem with carving pumpkins isn’t that *I* can’t do it, it’s that my kids can’t. They end up making a damn mess everywhere, then they screw it up and I’ve got to somehow salvage it and then they’re mad because it doesn’t look exactly like the random idea they had in their brain and I’ve yet again disappointed my children.

 

[anthonys735]

-Then we tossed back jagerbombs and waited for Anth to finally join us.

- Why I hate the NFL:

1. My team is the Cincinnati Bengals
2. Trash fans- can’t be said enough. Just garbage.
3. Sundays so you can’t even drink watching them play without the 5pm Sunday creeps coming into play
4. Way too corporate and overproduced
5. The Super Bowl is an ugly embarrassing debacle
6. The players are generally awful people
7. ESPN and other sports media
8. The owners are generally awful people

-Sorry, I was out until 5a at The Pony with Dejaun and Greg. Was moving a bit slow that next day. What a random trip. BBdk levitated for christ sake. The SECT was played in an empty gym.

-NFL makes for decent background noise on Sunday but is pretty much awful in any other aspect. NBA.. I just can't do it. My MLB team is trash and has been trash 95% of my life.

-You guys are missing out on cycling.

 

[Brandon Stroud]

Uh, I’m an insurance salesman. I can legally do whatever tf I want all day everyday at work with zero repercussions

So you're telling me that just because you're an insurance salesman you can whack off to cuckold porn, gargle gravy, and talk about college basketball all day??? Don't buy that for one second tbh

 

[wcc31]

BRax just sees $$$ when he looks at his kids. Just NFL/MLB meal tickets so he can one day drive a Raptor and have a house with a go-cart dirt track in the backyard.

He’s an ugly redneck brutish Marv Marinovich with dirty feet. No offense, bud- you know I got nothing but love for you bro. But just saying.

 

[B Rax_rivals210137]

So you're telling me that just because you're an insurance salesman you can whack off to cuckold porn,

#BigOnCommitment

 

[anthonys735]

 

[_Chase_]

Cherry smack may be a new one for GYERO.

 

[UnfrozenCatfanLawyer]

I can't fathom watching cycling on TV, and I've watched a lot of awful ****.

 

[anthonys735]

I can't fathom watching cycling on TV, and I've watched a lot of awful ****.

It's so terrible they even hate it. The main face of cycling recently said he can't stand to watch it live. You have like 2 minutes of excitement during a 6 hour race unless you are lucky to get a really gnarly crash they happened to catch on camera.

 

[B Rax_rivals210137]

Gotdamn

 

[PuffyNips]

Cherry smack may be a new one for GYERO.

Seriously. Of all the things you can make fun of me for, my brand of cherries is what you come up with?

I went with

And I'll do it again.

 

[UnfrozenCatfanLawyer]

It's so terrible they even hate it. The main face of cycling recently said he can't stand to watch it live. You have like 2 minutes of excitement during a 6 hour race unless you are lucky to get a really gnarly crash they happened to catch on camera.

So Nascar with Frenchmen, basically?

 

[Wrong]

Really good GYERO today. Lots of spirit.

 

[PuffyNips]

Really good GYERO today. Lots of spirit.

STFU Booker. :boxing:

 

[Wrong]

What is this BS?

 

[joeyrupption]

Shoutout to Matt’s refusal of a attending a murder mystery party on Halloween. I heard a podcast (obvs.) where a survivors group (murder victims’ family members) were on a crusade to end murder mystery parties. They pointed out that you might as well have a “Rape Mystery Party.” Points to ponder, IMO.

 

[drxman1]

Really no surprise or care what Willy put in his drink. Still love the guy. You do you man.

Just talked **** to Georgia fan on the beach. That’s right son, Chomp.

Going big on Halloween at Aj’s. Lass gonna be a hot Dorothy. I love a good theme party.

Boathouse and Roshambo tonight. What a great day to be alive.

 

[cricket3]

Apparently this is a thing:

Let your kid go trick or treating and get a bag full of candy.
Throw away all the candy.
Replace the candy with mommy approved organic "candy"

 

[anthonys735]

It's a thing. Good for me as I get the good candy.

 

[catlanta33]

I'll be curious to see the parallels from swapping your kids candy with basically grean peas to the rise in Mendendez type parental murders.

 

[roguemocha]

Shoutout to Matt’s refusal of a attending a murder mystery party on Halloween. I heard a podcast (obvs.) where a survivors group (murder victims’ family members) were on a crusade to end murder mystery parties. They pointed out that you might as well have a “Rape Mystery Party.” Points to ponder, IMO.

I get their point, but couldn’t they just not go to the murder mystery party? Should there not be murder in movies or books because they might get offended?

 

[_Chase_]

If you do that social services should take your children away.

*Also, I hate those videos of parents stealing their kid's Halloween candy. HAHAHAHA LOOK AT LITTLE TIMMY THE PEOPLE HE LOVES MOST IN THE WORLD JUST BETRAYED HIS TRUST HAHAHA

 

[Ribsandwhitebread]

Candy went and got expensive. It cost me$8/bag at Publix for an assortment of delicious candy.

 

[justa]

Another happy YouTubeTV guy. I only get it for FB season, cancel til March Madness then cancel again until FB starts.

By the way, this was verified:
https://www.courierpress.com/story/...apologizes-nazi-halloween-costume/1780810002/

 

[Brandon Stroud]

Thinking about surreptitiously leaving a bowl of these on my neighbor's front porch. Those kids will be so pissed when they role up to an unattended bowl of candy, only to see these god awful things

 

[UnfrozenCatfanLawyer]

"Goldbach apologized, saying it was a poor decision on his part and that his intention was simply to portray historical figures."

Oh, ********. If you're going to dress like a Nazi, own it and quit being a *****.

 

[drxman1]

Remember some know it all told my mom not to let me eat twizzlers because they’re bad for your kidneys as I was about to tear into some.

Hope she died in a fire.

 

[_Chase_]

"Goldbach apologized, saying it was a poor decision on his part and that his intention was simply to portray historical figures."

Oh, ********. If you're going to dress like a Nazi, own it and quit being a *****.

Yep. If you look at his "likes" on Facebook he follows a bunch of white supremacy groups.

Also...0% chance someone "threatened" his child.

 

[B Rax_rivals210137]

You shouldn’t eat twizzlers because they taste like f*cking ****

 

[Dig Dirkler]

Remember some know it all told my mom not to let me eat twizzlers because they’re bad for your kidneys as I was about to tear into some.

Hope she died in a fire.

That's a helluva thing to say about your mom.

 

[justa]

You shouldn’t eat twizzlers because they taste like f*cking ****

X 10000000000000000

WORST candy eva.

 

[RandomUser]

It's still funny... I guess it will become sad eventually.

http://www.espn.com/nba/story/_/id/...k-pitino-hoping-become-nba-coaching-candidate

"I just want to be a part of an organization," Pitino told ESPN. "I want to develop young players. I want to be part of a team. I miss it terribly. I'm using this time to really study the NBA. If something opens up with a young basketball team, I'd have deep interest in it.