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mashburned

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Kennedy_UK

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Happy to see that this lawsuit has really propelled Stormy's career to new heights.

Hard to imagine how anybody could miss the unique opportunity to watch her dance at the "Tex-Mex Lounge'' in the fine city of Eidenburg, Texas.....


[banana]
 
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Hank Camacho

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If you've stated under oath that you had sex with a man, would you then feel comfortable "suggesting" that he's also into bestiality?
 

rudd1

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-nah, Its just that now there are no secrets.

-J Edgar Hoover was a cross dresser, the Kennedy boys passed Marilyn around like a marijuana cigarette, Eleanor Roosevelt was a lesbian, Uncle Teddy killed a girl...just a few well known facts that had there been social media at the time would've been a much bigger deal.
 
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-nah, Its just that now there are no secrets.

-J Edgar Hoover was a cross dresser, the Kennedy boys passed Marilyn around like a marijuana cigarette, Eleanor Roosevelt was a lesbian, Uncle Teddy killed a girl...just a few well known facts that had there been social media at the time would've been a much bigger deal.
This right here might be the craziest **** of them all:

https://www.pbs.org/newshour/health/woodrow-wilson-stroke
 
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Since somebody put a picture up of Alison L Grimes, is there a more BS position in the Commonwealth than the Secretary of State? It sounds important because it's got the same name as the the White House's Secretary of State, but here's what our Secretary of State is responsible for:
  1. Keep records of businesses being created in the state
  2. Appoints notaries
  3. Archives land patents and grants
  4. Keeper of the seal of the Commonwealth of Kentucky (what?)
  5. Certifies the name, party affiliation and ballot position of all candidates filed with her to the appropriate county clerks for ballot printing
That's pretty much it. Probably pretty important back in 1792 when there weren't computers or email, but I'm not sure this can't be almost fully automated. And by the way, if you are in this role, how in the hell does your name keep ending up in the news?
 

The_Godfather_rivals

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May 22, 2002
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-nah, Its just that now there are no secrets.

-J Edgar Hoover was a cross dresser, the Kennedy boys passed Marilyn around like a marijuana cigarette, Eleanor Roosevelt was a lesbian, Uncle Teddy killed a girl...just a few well known facts that had there been social media at the time would've been a much bigger deal.
Yep, back to the good ole days before 2017 when social media was invented.
 

drxman1

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Curious to see how the Donald responds to the TI video.

I’m sure the left loves it. Wonder how they’d have felt if Kid Rock did that to Michelle Obama.
 

joeyrupption

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Since somebody put a picture up of Alison L Grimes, is there a more BS position in the Commonwealth than the Secretary of State? It sounds important because it's got the same name as the the White House's Secretary of State, but here's what our Secretary of State is responsible for:
  1. Keep records of businesses being created in the state
  2. Appoints notaries
  3. Archives land patents and grants
  4. Keeper of the seal of the Commonwealth of Kentucky (what?)
  5. Certifies the name, party affiliation and ballot position of all candidates filed with her to the appropriate county clerks for ballot printing
That's pretty much it. Probably pretty important back in 1792 when there weren't computers or email, but I'm not sure this can't be almost fully automated. And by the way, if you are in this role, how in the hell does your name keep ending up in the news?
Same reason your face ends up website banner for the KY government website for “Voter Information Portal.”
 

anthonys735

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-That podcast is pretty good. Worth a listen. Not a surprise that these are all surrounded by stay at home mom's bible thumpers.

-UL TE assault sounds pretty awful and I guess they took him knowing he had prior issues. How long will it take the new guys to rid that place of the trash?

-Pssst. Don't let the snarky bitches spin it. Bonz, being an optimist needed a little help from being inundated with constant negativity, invited me in. After a few weeks I bailed back to my primary text crew that is more than entertaining. They got their thing and we got ours. No reason to disrupt it.

-Even though I really like Andy and I can't stand Amy's face I'm honestly thinking of writing in a vote. It's just ridiculous. I don't even watch that much TV any longer. Touch both of them.

-Had a buddy in college, easily the whitest dude I knew, claimed to be and carried a card stating he was 1/208th(or something) Native American because he got a few thousand per year in scholarship. He used it as a 2nd form of ID at strict carding bars as well which was always hilarious.

-OF COURSE K and Roy both bury their heads in the sand. So predictable. Meanwhile, Roy has had MORE than a few issues and K just had his top player living in a million dollar home thanks to Nike.
 
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I wouldn't have had the guts to say I am Native American if I didn't at least have a dark complexion or hair. Not sure how you pull that off and collect college scholarship money from it.

In hindsight, the move back in the late 90's would have been to claim you're gay on your college essays. Many schools were starting to view that as underrepresented minority at the time, and it was before young people really started coming out. So a glut in scholarships/admissions for it and a shortage of candidates. Not sure how they could follow up on that, and if they did you could use the old Seinfeld line regarding George's fiance Susan, "it didn't take".
 
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anthonys735

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Why? He was actually able to prove it and they gave him a government(I think) issued card. It was enough for him to get a reduction in a ridiculously overpriced liberal arts college.
 
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Why? He was actually able to prove it and they gave him a government(I think) issued card. It was enough for him to get a reduction in a ridiculously overpriced liberal arts college.

More power to your buddy for doing it, but I'd just feel a little awkward being "the Native American scholarship guy" and looking nothing like a Native American. Those scholarships were made to help out an actual NA.
 
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_Chase_

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I guess these days you can identify as whatever you want, so if I was applying to college I'd probably say I was a polyamorous pangendered African-Native American pansexual with associated minority stress.

Pretty sure I could pay for most of out of state tuition with that.
 
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drxman1

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I mean, I’m so Native American I claim it to climb the ranks as a law professor, but I’m only 1/1024 by DNA, and the Cherokee nation calls me a fraud and that they keep their own records, which if i was actually Cherokee I should have known...

I did not have sexual relations with that woman...

The Saudi’s “accidentally killed” the journalist...

At least Brian Williams admitted he lied.
 

krazykats

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Work with a black dude that per medical tests is 53% white.

His father in law is a racist and hates that his daughter married a man that is majority white.

Not sure why he ever got the test done, but it makes for weird conversation in a mostly white industry(except for the actual workers).
 
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Work with a black dude that per medical tests is 53% white.

Perhaps the good doctor can help me with this, but if your dad is 100% Sub-Saharan African and your mom is 100% Northern European, it doesn't mean your DNA will come out to be 50-50, right? You could, in fact, be something like 70-30 one way or the other, and your sibling could be the opposite, right?
 
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