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Brandon Stroud

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Wrong

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May 13, 2006
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How about a non manicured pos hedge around the field that develops a fungus and slowly dies over the span of 6+ years. Then Mitch finally digs up the hedge and replaces it with pos chain link that slowly deteriorates and rusts for like 10 years. Then we just turn the field in into a LAX pitch or whatever.


Really think they should put out some ash trees in front of Commonwealth that eventually get the emerald ash borer and die.slowly.
 

mashburned

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The kudzu represents the tremendous growth of our football program. How was I supposed to know it would harbor a humongous rat clan that would give our fans the plague? I am thankful to report that no plague rats made it into the VIP Loge area. I’d like to think our poor fans for their dedication, and together we will beat the plague just like we will beat Florida.

*takes long sip of milk bag*
 
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Century Cat

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Jan 3, 2003
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"Slack-jawed" is thrown around too casually in here; now THAT is one slack-jawed, dead-eyed mf'er.

He looks too embarrassingly dimwitted to even go out in public.

Not a great endorsement for the K Club.
 

VernHatton52

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The Danny Almonte LLWS happened a few weeks before 9/11, right around the day Aaliyah died. He's now a baseball coach at Cardinal Hayes High School in the Bronx, which is of course Mashburn's alma mater. Other notable alum include Regis Philbin and Martin Scorsese. George Carlin went there but did not graduate. Just keeping the R alive.
 

CastleRubric

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"Slack-jawed" is thrown around too casually in here; now THAT is one slack-jawed, dead-eyed mf'er.

He looks too embarrassingly dimwitted to even go out in public.

Not a great endorsement for the K Club.


and then you have GLORIOUS terms that don't get enough play......
I'm doing everything I can to promote the use of the following, for instance:

1) ASSHAT - it's just fun.....like a multi colored sweater and your best pair of Bermuda shorts

2) DICK FINGERS (or alternately...."A CASE OF THE DICK FINGERS").....colorfully and scientifically describes anyone in ANY sport (or workplace situation) -- that CANT CATCH A DAMN BALL

and finally......thanks to "Oh Brother Where Art Thou" for the notion that one can ultimately BE.......

Dumber Than a Bag of Hammers.......
 
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CastleRubric

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COMING AT YOU LIVE FROM BETWEEN THE OUT OF CONTROL KUDZU INFESTATIONS, ITS UNIVERSITY OF KENTUCKY FOOTBALL




[roll]

I LITER-ALLY jumped up after reading this one and ran into the L-Room to explain how funny it was to Brandi Leigh and one of my daughters.......



something got lost in translation -- but it was still funnier than a steady piss on a hot spark plug if you ask me
 
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CastleRubric

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Wy****ingVern!

Good to see you posting, my man.

I think it is about time to call it a day and head home.


Dub-Dub - Willy!!!

In these parts out west -- you are also known as "The Three Legged Honkey-Baiter"........I THINK that's your Navaho name, mi amigo!!

<<<------- Shakes head slowly back and forth while grinning like an Idiot (almost as if to say......Indians sure do pick the damn craziest names.......)
 
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"Slack-jawed" is thrown around too casually in here; now THAT is one slack-jawed, dead-eyed mf'er.

He looks too embarrassingly dimwitted to even go out in public.

Not a great endorsement for the K Club.
That guy has just seen too much imo. He has stared into the abyss and learned that sometimes ... the abyss stares back.
 

anthonys735

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Jan 29, 2004
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-Researching wearables. Anyone using the Samsung watches?

-Yearly fleecing of internet friends for a great cause. Bike to Beat Cancer is in 2.5 weeks. Great foundation and every little bit helps. If anyone wants to ride let me know, they have 5, 15,35, 65,100 mile options this year so something for everyone.

-While we were in Atlantis, Bonz and I are chilling in the pool admiring the view when a guy that looks similar to ^(slack jawed KClub guy) rolls over. "You all from Kentucky." "Yep." "You listen to KSR? My brother is Kentuckylakedavecat(or something)" Sly smiles then slowly eases his way back across the pool. Very weird.

-Ballers is terrible but it's 1 of like 3 shows I actually watch. The music selection is just so good. Adding Russel Brand's annoying *** is making it hard to continue. Gawd he's awful.
 

SAECATFAN

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Nov 7, 2001
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I've been concerned about the gilded class transitioning from the Bahamas to the unwashed masses at Kroger Field tbh. Surely there will be a larger receiving area for the loge/suite elevators, limiting exposure. It's a couple months before the next UK PREMIER TRAVEL PACKAGE is available.
 

anthonys735

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Jan 29, 2004
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I've been concerned about the gilded class transitioning from the Bahamas to the unwashed masses at Kroger Field tbh. Surely there will be a larger receiving area for the loge/suite elevators, limiting exposure.
Really? Haven't heard you mention anything about it. Might want to pay attention as you enter because if they see you in loafers, an oxford and cardigan you'll probably get pointed to the wrong area.
 
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