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cricket3

cricket3

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Wodie Sloot said:
So I’m trying to translate this...

Your (now) wife was at a party 10 years ago with her friend, who happened to be your girlfriend (or ex?). Jasper showed up at the wrong place and your (now) wife had sex with him.

OR

Your wife slept with Jasper and was at your w-girlfriend’s apartment recently? (This seems like more of a problem.)
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[laughing] None of that happened.

GYERO lore is that my girlfriend at the time was banging Derrick Jasper because he showed up to the wrong party.

My wife has nothing to do with any of if other than I'm labeled as the guy who's significant other banged Jasper.
 
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I’ve never understood the hate on cargo shorts as they very effiecient like maxxx said especially if you have kids. Nothing like a sippy cup and a mini bag of Funyuns bulging from your side pockets at any Given time
 
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anthonys735 said:
That's why you don't bring it up. Cricket even changed his screen name and it followed him and now he's here trying to convince she didn't bang him... again. K, wrong door [laughing]:rolleyes:
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I was helping prove YOUR point dumbass.

anthonys735 said:
Our opinions were solidified yesterday. You'll be known for this forever, similar to the 2 times I wore a graphic t-shirt. bbdk wiped his *** with a golf towel, 73 blew up on a golf course or rob fell off a ladder. Just going to stick with you.
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anthonys735

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Get the Columbia hiking shorts that have zips rather than big floppy pockets. Very versatile, breathable and don't hang down below the knee caps.
 
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Umm, no you weren't. You were trying to be sneaky and facetiously act like this never happened. I never mentioned YOUR situation but if you want to lump it with a couple other situations that absolutely happened, go for it.
 
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woodfordandwater said:
Am I the only one who doesn't care what Frank Kaminsky says about the state of Kentucky or its flagship basketball program?

Favorite UK running back ever not named Moe. Ran his balls off.

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Loved him. Can't even count the number of times that he hit the pile, play should have been dead for zero yards, then he shot out the side for a huge gain somehow. Would absolute slop it up at K-Lair too. Guy was awesome.
 
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rudd1

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anthonys735 said:
Get the Columbia hiking shorts that have zips rather than big floppy pockets. Very versatile, breathable and don't hang down below the knee caps.
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-correct answer. Steep and cheap ftw(WCC turned me on to that site years ago)

-segunda used to get what ever bball shoes that were on sale in a girly color. She had some nice lebrons/retro jordans on the cheap. Let her choose this last time...Hardin vol2 ink/ruby/red. Sad to say $100 was reasonable compared to some of the other models.

-urban meyer is and has always been a comeplete shitbag.

-just back from Watauga Lake with our Irish neighbors and their girl. Kayak/fishing/Appalachian trail/rented a pontoon for tubing/sidetrip to Boone, NC.(great town)

-rain set in wed night...diverted to Asheville. Some did Biltmore, others wandered about town.

-Little pigs bbq (est 1963) for a proper non hipster fried chicken/bbq experience for lunch. Recommended .

-Wasabi Japanese for dinner...solid. crushed some urchin, oysters and an eel roll.

-kept the kiddos out late at Jack of the Woods(irish pub) for bluegrass open jam night. Mostly really good players...and the mandolin player was **outstanding**. When the uber XL showed up to take us home it was a limo...apparently 12yo girls *love* limos. Who knew.

-needed a recharge, gang. This trip did the trick.
 
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Thought it was Joe Crawford that knocked on the ex's door and was surprised to see another dude(cricket) there.

- Not surprisingly Ohio State is doing what they can to keep Meyer. Looks like AD Gene Smith might take the bullet. Of course this statement could be Meyer posturing for a complete buyout. Probably what it is in fact. Very small chance that Ohio state would approve this statement.

 
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Wynn Duffy 69

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Wonder how many times BBdK has cranked one out today while contemplating Derrick Jasper’s escapades with posters’ wives.
 
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B Rax_rivals210137

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Ironically enough even tho I am poor white trash from jessamine county, I cannot wear a cargo short. Haven’t since probably high school. HAVING SAID THAT, wal mart sells a very nice running short by Russell that gets heavy rotation between the ballparks when I’m not wearing my tylers.
 
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august-west

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I prefer to wear cargo shorts to the shop. The multiple pockets come in handy when using, at any one time, 4 different screw drivers, 2 sets of pliers, case back opener, clock oiler, etc. I guess i could have a designated spot for them but saves time going from job to job when i can just pull them out of a pocket. I do however wear a belt which keeps them above my knees, if that counts for anything
 
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wcc31

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B Rax said:
Ironically enough even tho I am poor white trash from jessamine county, I cannot wear a cargo short. Haven’t since probably high school. HAVING SAID THAT, wal mart sells a very nice running short by Russell that gets heavy rotation between the ballparks when I’m not wearing my tylers.
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RE: Russell

If it’s good enough for Mississippi State, it’s good enough for me.

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wcc31

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Strokin_Bandit said:
Currently wearing blue seersucker shorts. And they feel FANTASTIC!

At what age do you stop wearing “fashionable” stuff and just start wearing what is comfortable? And at what point does that cross the line into “Oh God I’m so embarrassed for him”? Because I feel like I’m somewhere in the middle
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Not there yet, but my casual look has a 75-80% chance of including some sort of UK apparel. Down from my father’s 100% chance.
 
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UK_Dallas

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This has been covered before but......if you are a powerful man with powerful legs(not toothpicks) then cargo shorts are needed.
 
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WayneDougan_rivals170043

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If you were to park an old car out at a farm and just leave it there, you wouldn't notice a big change in its appearance day-by-day, and even after the first year it probably doesn't look that bad. But after five or so years, you'd be like 'holy crap - this things a rusted out mess'.

That's "getting in his 40's and stops caring what people think about how he dresses and looks" guy. It's not right now that's the issue - it's ten years down the road when you're wearing black socks, sandals and Bermuda shorts to a dinner out.
 
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