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TCPUKChamps

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Dec 18, 2002
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Bruce Willis Roast on Comedy Central tonight.

Who's going to be in the news for something offensive said tomorrow, I wonder...
 
Jan 28, 2007
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Had an Indian preacher tell me the significance of the dot on the forehead. When you marry an Indian, you scratch off that dot and find out if you inherit a hotel or a 7-11.

I was in a business meeting one time for a relatively large company down in Texas. There was an Indian guy in the room (who grew up in the US, and was relatively pale skinned, but still everybody knew he was Indian), and this old bastard who somehow managed to stay on at the company kicked things off by asking if the new hire for the plant they were opening (who was also Indian) was a push start or a pull start... meaning was he Hindu (a dot on the forward - from a push) or Sikh (wears a turban - as in you pull start a turbine engine). Didn't go over to well to say the least.
 
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jwheat

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Aug 21, 2005
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Bruce Willis Roast on Comedy Central tonight.

Who's going to be in the news for something offensive said tomorrow, I wonder...
Seemed to be a lot more Bruce Willis *** kissing than I remember going on for Bieber or Trump. Dennis Rodman made me cringe
 

anthonys735

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Jan 29, 2004
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-Completely agree. Fine every now and then but I don't get lake life.

-Big crew hit up the Lou Omni Saturday and Bob's that night. Solid switch up to the annual Lou weekend. Bob's was excellent.

-Cool to see Enes really becoming more than an athlete. Too bad the NCAA is so old an bitter it allowed a shady *** foreign government/AAU team to keep that guy from playing.

-Seems like an Allen offer is all but a formality at this point. Love how his Dad was overly respectful. Good for him. He's not scaring anyone off, marcus lock him up.
 

_nelson3

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Jan 28, 2009
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Caught the "Something's Killing Me" episode on brain eating amoeba's this weekend. I'll tell you one thing, my soon-to-be born daughter won't be enjoying #lakelife anytime soon. Scary ****.
 

MaxPowerrr

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Feb 9, 2006
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Really hope the Comedy Central toast of Bruce Willis didn’t disappoint. Sending prayers for good recaps today.
 

drxman1

Heisman
Nov 5, 2008
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If you like the lake or summer, you’re obviously trash.

I’m sorry we couldn’t find a date that worked for you and your friends to come down again. Between your wedding, honeymoon, my work and Bach party, we had some obstacles.

But you don’t have to be rude about it.
 

_Chase_

Heisman
Jan 22, 2004
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33,391
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Eli week is finally here. It's become one of my favorite weekends of the year, no matter how I play. Bringing a couple buddies/neighbors this year for their first Eli experience. Of course, they're going the whole 9. Bringing their wives and getting rooms at the Hampton Inn. I think they're fully prepared to get entirely too intoxicated and dance the night away to "Top Tier"



:fire::boom::fire:

:joy:

I traditionally root against Showkiller as a matter of course; however, this year I've gotta say I'll be pulling for him pretty hard. 50th anniversary, the trophy named after his grandfather, and I believe one of his grandfather's won the first one (according to my 90 year old GMIL).

Stars are aligning for a Madisonville 30 for 30, IMO.
 

catlanta33

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Aug 27, 2013
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- Played in another starts way too late for this heat golf tourney on Sat. Two of the guys with me I know and I got the odd man out with me in my cart. He was alright until about the 14th when you could hear thunder but there wasn't a drop of rain or anything really dangerously close. Buddy is just sitting in the cart as we pull up to the green. My other friend says "he's done" so I'm thinking, did I piss this guy off because I've said 4 words all day.

Nope, he's just a giant gash. He "doesn't play in this weather" and asked me to drive him back to the clubhouse. Absolute biggest ***** move I've ever seen on a golf course.

- Had the twin turbo Z for about 2 weeks now. Still enjoying the honeymoon of thinking of things to go pick up so I have an excuse to take her out. Even went to some place called Floor and Decor with the wife yesterday. You could say, this car makes our marriage even stronger.

- Wife is attending a funeral right now. Bad luck for some of the PGA folks. Last year during the hurricane, one of her coworkers lost their son in a car accident as he was evacuating to GA. Last week, another coworker's wife was riding her bike on A-1-A and turned from the bike lane right into a 4 Runner.

- Decided to throw 1k at Bitcoin last Friday...and promptly lost $100 because the Winklevoss twins ETF got rejected by the SEC.

- About GD ready for something other than golf and baseball to watch.
 
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Strokin_Bandit

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Dec 21, 2001
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Decent practice gear.

Based on that blue hoodie, which actually isn’t that bad (for a chick), we’re still ALL-IN on the checkerboard.
 
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