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anthonys735

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My 3 dumb friends and I roll into take a Ryan Air flight with about 80lbs of luggage each and the dude looks at us like WTF? He eventually just said, "get on the damn plane."

I'm a airline sucker upgrader.
 

ukalum01

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Lil piece of advice... don’t have a family of skunks set up shop under your front porch.
 
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Fashion icon Kate Spade commits suicide by hanging herself with a designer scarf.


Can't do it, man. Anyone else wanna take a stab at this joke? I don't have the heart.
 

Hank Camacho

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I saw Doron Lamb this afternoon at an all-you-can-eat crab leg and prime rib buffet at the Horseshoe Casino in southern Indiana.

He said that Calipari owes him money and that while Kate Spade clearly dug her own grave, she really tied the investigation together for the police and she'll be sorely missed.
 

BernieSadori

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One less Spade in the world?
Fashion icon Kate Spade commits suicide by hanging herself with a designer scarf.


Can't do it, man. Anyone else wanna take a stab at this joke? I don't have the heart.
I have one. Not sure how GYERO would react.

Wouldn't have thought twice posting it when I first started.
 

Voinovich.

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I wasn't joking about seeing Kenny "SKY" Walker in Paducah.

* Just listened to Rick's interview with Terry (uofl only uses first names) ... shew

** lol
 
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* <-- doesn't understand Bernie's joke, just as I didn't understand his AIDS Quilt at the WC Christmas Party in '12.

* Wanna hear a good joke? Less than 10 of the 53 Philadelphia Eagles agreed to visit the White House to get a picture with the president. Now that is funny.

* Sugar, Mr. Poon?
 

Wodie sloot

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*I've swam in the same pool at the same time as Hulk Hogan. The next morning we saw Armand Assante drinking java in the hotel lounge. The Hulkster and John Gotti in two days? Suck on that!

I've been in the same pool as Ron Jeremy. In Las Vegas.
 

SAECATFAN

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UK_Dallas

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Speaking of Paducah and Larry Ivy, there were some Paucah cats I know that lived the UK high life for several years when he was in charge. That certainly didn't help him.
 
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Am I wrong that some of the Eagles would've gone and he cancelled on those Eagles? Because I don't get that, if so. If two guys want to come, why not have them come and make the same statement about how the rest of them suck and aren't patriotic or whatever?

Or did the team say they're not going en masse?
 

anthonys735

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Am I wrong that some of the Eagles would've gone and he cancelled on those Eagles? Because I don't get that, if so. If two guys want to come, why not have them come and make the same statement about how the rest of them suck and aren't patriotic or whatever?

Or did the team say they're not going en masse?
We're good without your political commentary. SAE is our liberal voice. Thanks.
 

cole854

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Liberal ignorance knows no bounds these days, but the libtards damn sure don't complain about reaping the benefits of the state of the country.
 

UK_Dallas

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Am I wrong that some of the Eagles would've gone and he cancelled on those Eagles? Because I don't get that, if so. If two guys want to come, why not have them come and make the same statement about how the rest of them suck and aren't patriotic or whatever?

Or did the team say they're not going en masse?
The official travel party went from 81 to 10. That's a slap in the face. I'm sure if it had been a more sizable number then it would have happened. Maybe 40-50.
 
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The official travel party went from 81 to 10. That's a slap in the face. I'm sure if it had been a more sizable number then it would have happened. Maybe 40-50.
Sure it's a slap in the face, but I don't know why you cancel and punish the 10 who want to see you. Those guys are pretty damn big fans of yours if they're willing to risk alienating the rest of the team to do it. Why tell them to GTFO?
 
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Because you're doing that snarky liberal leading question ********. Don't play me for an idiot.
I get why you'd be skeptical considering the source (me.) but it's not leading at all. Let's say I'm Trump. I've got 10 Eagles that want to see me. I can bring them out, make the rest of the team look petty, meet my ten biggest fans, and not risk alienating the Eagles fan base. Why not do that? I'm purely arguing strategy here. Nothing right or wrong about it.
 
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