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Burn a cross in their front yard and wait for them to list. I'm not a realtor but I'll get that motherf'er to sell.
Yeah, nothing starts a good sales pitch like a snail mailed letter. You should have it delivered *certified* mail. That's a slam dunk every time.
Good luck picking up a huge bargain!
Good luck picking up a huge bargain!
Well I’m a Jew and start every money spending conversation with “I’m broke” or “No chance we can afford that”. Just really sets the tone the rest of the way for.........well the rest of my life honestly.
Once we started the discussion of moving/building I did show her a plan I liked that was affordable......she only had a few “small” changes that increased the price almost 100K from what the builder has as his list price for sell today.
She wanted to be apart because by now she is on to my strategy and really she wants to buy and avoid the 8-10 month process, but she will settle on the wait if she gets everything she wants.
In all honesty if she was as adamant at being financially prepared for these types of things as she is at proving me wrong, then I’d go over board knowing it wouldn’t destroy me eventually.
As is I’m on my way to dinner where I’ll spend over $100 on food and a few drinks, then stop by the gas station on the way home where she will probably spend $10-20 on something(anything) then I’ll spend the rest of my night wandering around in the Amazon Rainforest.
Once we started the discussion of moving/building I did show her a plan I liked that was affordable......she only had a few “small” changes that increased the price almost 100K from what the builder has as his list price for sell today.
She wanted to be apart because by now she is on to my strategy and really she wants to buy and avoid the 8-10 month process, but she will settle on the wait if she gets everything she wants.
In all honesty if she was as adamant at being financially prepared for these types of things as she is at proving me wrong, then I’d go over board knowing it wouldn’t destroy me eventually.
As is I’m on my way to dinner where I’ll spend over $100 on food and a few drinks, then stop by the gas station on the way home where she will probably spend $10-20 on something(anything) then I’ll spend the rest of my night wandering around in the Amazon Rainforest.
I'm a serial job hopper.
My income is extremely unsteady.
My career is highly unsecure.
Also great convo starts for you, imo.
My income is extremely unsteady.
My career is highly unsecure.
Also great convo starts for you, imo.
Hmmmm, not exactly sure where any of that info comes from.
Do you ever meet a random girl and just admit to knowing where some great swinger parties are?
Do you ever meet a random girl and just admit to knowing where some great swinger parties are?
Is it me, or does the word *Tastemaker* just seem odd when talking about butthole cleanliness?
Thanks man! Do you know the place on the PVA website where personal email addresses or Grindr profiles are listed so I don't have to resort to the shame of mailing a letter? I would use Facebook but you never know who's had their identity stolen these days
<— currently lives in a #smug house in part because the wife tracked down the owner on the internet and reached out
Wenyen wasn't invited to the NBA combine.
Guess that means it's a no-brainer that he should come back, right?
RIGHT?
You created the smuglyfe but are you smug enough to have a whistle cleaner?
What is wrong with some of y'alls wives? Mine has realistic expectations to pricing and how long jobs will last. The only thing she gets tow-up about is when progress doesnt meet the agreed upon time table.
Speaking of, shes a little down. There was a house in the area we've been looking, new construction, that she LOVED that recently sold. Not for nothing but I've been telling her we need to spend some $ quickly to get our home ready for listing. Trying to convince her to build so we get exactly what we want. One day, '73.
I'll continue to use wipes instead of having a gush of water shot up my butthole.
Tomorrow = wrecked.
Speaking of, shes a little down. There was a house in the area we've been looking, new construction, that she LOVED that recently sold. Not for nothing but I've been telling her we need to spend some $ quickly to get our home ready for listing. Trying to convince her to build so we get exactly what we want. One day, '73.
I'll continue to use wipes instead of having a gush of water shot up my butthole.
Tomorrow = wrecked.
I'm going to admit ---------------> I didn't see Mr. Bernie Sadori as the sage of marital bliss in GYERO but by God he nailed it.
Also, to the idiots out there --> minor gripes about the wife are funny. Bizarre dissections of disfunction are not. Not. At. All.
Speaking of, anyone in Lex know a reasonable house painter? Someone that doesn’t advertise and mows through homes like machines...
Bought a new house in Versailles and needs some work before we move in.
@80 Proof ?
Bought a new house in Versailles and needs some work before we move in.
@80 Proof ?
I can hook you up with a Mr. Kentucky basketball who is not a drug user and is fair with price. DM me on Twitter I’ll give you his number.
There isn't an upgrade to where my wife and I sat today for the Kentucky Oaks. I mean...that was some fancy setup. And I wore a 46L blazer.*
/humblebrag
* In the pocket of said blazer, I found an uncashed Keeneland ticket from 2006...from the infamous party bus day. :flushed:
/humblebrag
* In the pocket of said blazer, I found an uncashed Keeneland ticket from 2006...from the infamous party bus day. :flushed:
Krazy is seriously my favorite poster in gyero these days and it's not very close.
You can always go the Vern route and not have a wife. It's quite nice.
Glad you had a great day. Enjoy the moment man. You’ll probably never know what it’s like to go 360, but at least you can buy great seats.
[smoke]
Henry Clay kid Walker Buehler with 6 no-hit innings tonight in his 3rd MLB start ever, and the Dodger bullpen trying to finish off the combined no-no for him right now. Pretty cool if he gets a piece of it.
EDIT- They got it.
EDIT- They got it.
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Dude. Mark said it was false. The troll king has spoken. So matter what we saw I’m not sure it really happened. [roll]
Pretty cool for him, but you gotta let him keep it going, right?Henry Clay kid Walker Buehler with 6 no-hit innings tonight in his 3rd MLB start ever, and the Dodger bullpen trying to finish off the combined no-no for him right now. Pretty cool if he gets a piece of it.
EDIT- They got it.
I love my wife. Many men have. But none as much as me.
Yes. This is the dumbest part of an otherwise great sport.
MY CHART SAYS HE THROUGH TO MANY PITCHES HAS TO COME OUT FOR SAFETY
ALSO WE ENCOURAGE OUR PITHERS TO DOT OTHER HUMANS WITH 97 MPH FASTBALLS IF THEY ADMIRE THERE HOME RUNS TWO LONG THIS IS HOWEVER IS NOT FOR SAFETY
Or, dude was returning from TJ surgery so they wanted to be careful.
TJ > bruise between the shoulders.
TJ > bruise between the shoulders.
You absolutely take the kid out there. No guarantee for a no hitter. Coming off surgery. And hopefully a long career in front of him. It's all about the big picture.
Sage words.
I'm team Hank. How he ever got tagged as a sub par poster is beyond me. Dude is OG(yero) bonafide...
Article was about 42 paragraphs too long. I couldn’t even make it to the part where he yelled at her. I have no time for long winding stories that should only be about 4 sentences.
-I wish this bow tie look would die already. It is awful.
-I do think the “hey look at me! I went to a black people suit store and bought a loud *** suit.” has finally killed the ugly or obnoxious derby look. It isn’t Halloween. You look stupid
-I do think the “hey look at me! I went to a black people suit store and bought a loud *** suit.” has finally killed the ugly or obnoxious derby look. It isn’t Halloween. You look stupid
The dumbest part of baseball isn't using the history of injuries that tells us that pitch counts and rest periods are directly correlated to long term injury to put the career of an elite young prospect ahead of a fun but ultimately meaningless single game achievement.
Bow ties have been around for like 300 years, I don’t think they’re going anywhere.
Agree on the loud suits though, Mags has looked awful the last few years. It’s not even loud but still somewhat fashionable, it’s just terrible.
Agree on the loud suits though, Mags has looked awful the last few years. It’s not even loud but still somewhat fashionable, it’s just terrible.
I’m all about the non baggy look but good grief the SUPER ULTRA SKIN TIGHT MY PANTS ARE GLUED TO MY *** look is getting ridiculous looking. Oh, and couple that with the trending high water look so we can show off FUN SOCKS.——>:chairshot:
I wear the same suit every year and manage to enjoy myself
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