Some bachelors may claim "personal choice," but if this thread is any indication, it's that there are several more logical reasons as to why a single man stays single.
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I’m single because I’m a selfish pain in the ***, and I love independence and slaying random puss.
Palumbo’s are actually old money. Jojo And Cal are BFF’s.
Schems are actually new Money, and have no relationship with Cal.
Schems are actually new Money, and have no relationship with Cal.
[laughing] I'd still take a million Palumbos over this being legitimate news in my town. Good lord, have some self-respect
People who don't attend Oak have syphilis. Pitino is not attending Oaks.
Therefore Pitino paid for an abortion. (And has syphilis.)
Of all the ******** ‘Toots Palumbo’ (H/t Richie) has posted, she should be most embarrassed of the parent-shaming/lecturing picture of the poor kid at the UK game...
Absolutely despicable. Makes me mad even now thinking about it.
Absolutely despicable. Makes me mad even now thinking about it.
I guarantee you Ellen can’t stand that tramp and she would whip her and JoJo’s *** if she said anything about her kids.
Seeing the circus around Romeo Langford's commitment should be a nice reminder of how ridiculously spoiled we are.
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Romeo Langford seems like a legitimate dork. Like I bet he plays Risk and tries to "break out the Guitar Hero" at parties, and only dates girls he could see himself marrying someday. And if she doesn't like Dave Matthews, that's a deal breaker.
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Whoah whoah whoah what’s wrong with a nice game of Risk?
My family played a game of Risk one Easter Sunday...on about hour 10...I had punched my brother in the face, my dad kicked his chair across the room breaking the chair and antique plates, and my mom locked herself in the bathroom crying.
He is risen!
He is risen!
She then had the gall to post about how her precious son had seen the bullied-Keaton video and proclaimed that HE would be his friend!! When I pointed out the irony in that and her child shaming tweet she instantly blocked me. So thank you guys for keeping me posted about how much of a snotty ***** she still is. Goodness.
I bet she has begged Cal to f*ck her.
The new $200 million student center at UK have cry closets or nah?
I bet she has called her husband while performing fellatio.
Kamchatka can play with a man’s soul.
Attended my buddy's wedding in South Haven, MS this past weekend. He's from Chicago, of the attendees it was 95% Eyetalians from Chicago and the remaining 5% were the bride's family. Just about any stereotype I could come up with for Mississippi was accurate.
1. Creepy brother with mail order Asian bride (ok this one threw me off)
2. Racist dad that refused to attend his daughter's wedding in any perceived liberal city forcing them to settle for marrying 5 miles from his farm.
3. Plain mom dressed like a Quaker
4. Weird uncle with freshly pressed polo and Harley Davidson hat
5. Redneck rich former boss with 911 Carrera, .45 holstered side piece and disability license plate
6. Insanely hot blonde that probably had no idea there's a world outside of the city
My buddy's friends lassies...shoo f'ing wee. They brought some smoke with them.
1. Creepy brother with mail order Asian bride (ok this one threw me off)
2. Racist dad that refused to attend his daughter's wedding in any perceived liberal city forcing them to settle for marrying 5 miles from his farm.
3. Plain mom dressed like a Quaker
4. Weird uncle with freshly pressed polo and Harley Davidson hat
5. Redneck rich former boss with 911 Carrera, .45 holstered side piece and disability license plate
6. Insanely hot blonde that probably had no idea there's a world outside of the city
My buddy's friends lassies...shoo f'ing wee. They brought some smoke with them.
Didn't really feel comfortable taking pics of random sloots at a wedding to post on the Interwebs.
I've been to a wedding like that before, but in Eastern Kentucky. Was there booze involved? Because the one I went to sure didn't have it, and the Chicago (in this case Houston contingent) didn't handle that well (as well as pretty much everybody else outside the bride's family).
I didn’t know dry weddings were a thing until I went to one in Lexington. WTF is wrong with you people
Living most of my life in eastern KY, I can count on one hand the number of weddings I’ve went to that actually had alcohol.
My old boss’s wife attended Mafia wedding (she went to boarding school with the bride) in 1950’s New Jersey. There was muscle at the door and a bottle of Jim Beam in a paper bag at the center of every table. Now that’s a wedding, IMO.
The bride's family other than the bride herself did absolutely nothing by way of offering time or money. They didn't pay a dime for the rehearsal, the venue, the DJ, the florist...etc...didn't pick up a single bill. So, the Chicago contingent got beer/wine in even though the Imperial Wizard threw objections to that.
I have to hand it to them, though. I don't think I could have kept quiet through all of that. Felt awful for my buddy's mom because she was an absolute mess all day and to top it all off, the florist literally shows up to finish setup mid-ceremony.
Surprised it all turned out pretty well given the obstacles put in place. Also the last time I ever accept to be in a wedding that isn't one of my brothers.
I have to hand it to them, though. I don't think I could have kept quiet through all of that. Felt awful for my buddy's mom because she was an absolute mess all day and to top it all off, the florist literally shows up to finish setup mid-ceremony.
Surprised it all turned out pretty well given the obstacles put in place. Also the last time I ever accept to be in a wedding that isn't one of my brothers.
Weddings are terrible if you're anyone other than a guest who gets free booze.
Cold beers at a wedding lead to dirty dancing, which leads to Satanic rituals.
- The Baptist Bible, probably.
- The Baptist Bible, probably.
Sounds like your buddy is pretty cool and marrying into a great family, sounds like his future wife is going to be totally sane and normal the longer they're married too.
Maybe I missed it but did we get the groom's jacket size? Thanks.
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