Pouring one out for the journalists. Last night had to be their Waterloo, huh? You think Matt Norlander, Jeff Goodman and company are going to watch today's games with the same vacant, mouth agape expression that Pvt. Pyle had in Full Metal Jacket before he blew his brains out? Maybe drink some regular Coke instead of Diet Coke because life has no meaning and we're all here for just a blink of an eye anyway so who gives a crap?
Gang, the 1 seed in Kentucky's region lost to the 16 seed by 20 points, they're playing Bruce Weber tomorrow for the right to face the winner of Kentucky vs. 13 seed Buffalo, it's my birthday, and Kentucky hasn't lost on my birthday since 1973.