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Rand mows his own yard is the real story. Said he was "attacked while mowing his yard".
Here is Rene the day he released his popular therapeutic Therm-A-Vest
Here is Rene the day he released his popular therapeutic Therm-A-Vest
I mean, Christ.
THAT is the dude that put you in the hospital?? :scream:
I've had broken ribs before. It sucks and hurts like hell, but I sure wouldn't go to the hospital for it (especially if I was a doctor) if I had a political career to maintain.
That may be NinjaCatintheFort of me, but whatever.
That may be NinjaCatintheFort of me, but whatever.
The irony is that the Therm-A-Vest could really bring a lot of relief to Rand and his sore ribs
Saturday showed Kentucky is the type of SEC team Hal Mumme would have feasted on. Which is kinda Kentucky football.
RAND & RENE: THE NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIES
(Rene beats the **** out of Rand): "Here, try this vest..it will only cost you...YOUR SOUL!"
(Rand stands up and pokes out Rene's eye with a stick): "Come to my office...I'll fix that...FOR A $20 COPAY! (maniacal laughter)"
(Rene beats the **** out of Rand): "Here, try this vest..it will only cost you...YOUR SOUL!"
(Rand stands up and pokes out Rene's eye with a stick): "Come to my office...I'll fix that...FOR A $20 COPAY! (maniacal laughter)"
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UK-UGA to kick at 3:30 on CBS.
"The good news is, you're going to be on national TV!"
"The bad news is, you will be televised while being anally raped."
"The good news is, you're going to be on national TV!"
"The bad news is, you will be televised while being anally raped."
Wouldn't take much to break a few of Rand's ribs. That dude is TINY. He's jockey size.
For the record I’m AGAINST assaulting your neighbor and breaking his ribs over a political dispute.
Don’t @ me
Don’t @ me
- Went to high school with Rene's son. Pretty sure they're Canadian. Super liberal family. He hasn't posted anything on facebook about it, quite a shame, could be incredibly entertaining.
Rand is a small little dude. Probably pretty damn easy to break a few ribs. My parents are sorta friends with the Pauls, and Rand is quite the smartass. All those little snips he makes in debates and in formal settings aren't anything compared to him personally. Still waiting on some super scoop to find out what prompted it.
- Great little Saturday in Nashville. Perfect weather. Had about 30 folks over for a cookout and opened up the doors to walk out patio. Smoked a chicken, ribs, burgers and dogs on the grill; 3 TVs downstairs and outside. Was a perfect day until our dumbasses got beat. Oh well, few extra collides were all that was needed to remove the redass.
Has certainly taken some of the shine off this Saturday's game, but I'll still be in attendance with the faithful.
- Built a small patio with pavers out back for my two grills and small table. Not the most level and certainly not perfect, but I did it myself. Leveling that **** is miserable. Thought about hiring someone, but pretty sure my dad would have disowned me and I'd never hear the end of it from my brother. Proud day.
- Hiring a cleaning lady today. #blessed
- Got my airbnb license for down here, house two doors down from me is getting over $1000/night on weekends and my place isn't that much smaller. Sleep in my damn car if I need to.
Rand is a small little dude. Probably pretty damn easy to break a few ribs. My parents are sorta friends with the Pauls, and Rand is quite the smartass. All those little snips he makes in debates and in formal settings aren't anything compared to him personally. Still waiting on some super scoop to find out what prompted it.
- Great little Saturday in Nashville. Perfect weather. Had about 30 folks over for a cookout and opened up the doors to walk out patio. Smoked a chicken, ribs, burgers and dogs on the grill; 3 TVs downstairs and outside. Was a perfect day until our dumbasses got beat. Oh well, few extra collides were all that was needed to remove the redass.
Has certainly taken some of the shine off this Saturday's game, but I'll still be in attendance with the faithful.
- Built a small patio with pavers out back for my two grills and small table. Not the most level and certainly not perfect, but I did it myself. Leveling that **** is miserable. Thought about hiring someone, but pretty sure my dad would have disowned me and I'd never hear the end of it from my brother. Proud day.
- Hiring a cleaning lady today. #blessed
- Got my airbnb license for down here, house two doors down from me is getting over $1000/night on weekends and my place isn't that much smaller. Sleep in my damn car if I need to.
Glad to hear Stoops say he’s ready to get back to work after Saturday’s loss. I was concerned he might want to take the week off to recover.
UK football fans are a patient lot.
They don't demand undefeated seasons. They don't require 10 wins a year. They don't expect division titles. They don't insist on a winning conference record every year.
All they ask for is competence. That's it. Just be competent.
Guard opposing receivers.
Employ reasonable clock management.
Don't line up with 8 players on the field against MSU.
Don't get beat by Vanderbilt by a middle school trick play.
Don't get flagged for delay of game coming out of a timeout.
Don't assume that a 10 point second half lead is safe so it's OK to take the air out of the ball.
Just be competent.
That seems fair.
They don't demand undefeated seasons. They don't require 10 wins a year. They don't expect division titles. They don't insist on a winning conference record every year.
All they ask for is competence. That's it. Just be competent.
Guard opposing receivers.
Employ reasonable clock management.
Don't line up with 8 players on the field against MSU.
Don't get beat by Vanderbilt by a middle school trick play.
Don't get flagged for delay of game coming out of a timeout.
Don't assume that a 10 point second half lead is safe so it's OK to take the air out of the ball.
Just be competent.
That seems fair.
Kinda pissed that Stoops wasn't drunk with the Aussie, tbh.
I guarantee that Rich Brooks would never have let that opportunity go to waste and would have dropped approximately one billion Crocodile Dundee jokes. Hell, he might have made that movie required team viewing out of international solidarity or something.
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Family friend of Rand. I’ve golfed with him multiple times. He’s a good dude and tiny. I like him and his father. It’s crazy when politicians tell you the truth, what a weird thing.
I'm reasonably sure it was seven players, not 8. Who is counting? Certainly not Stoops. (drumroll)
And your post is absolutely spot on.
Also, if you screw up as the UK coach, just own it rather than being a chippy little prick.
We loved Hal Mumme, in part, because he was TNF and just rolled with the punches, never made excuses, and didn't ******** around.
Same thing with Rich Brooks.
Absolutely no one wants to hear about the coach getting back to work or whatever. How about "I'm making my special teams coach responsible for making sure that every receiver is covered on every defensive play so that we have redundant protection against the disorganization that we have sometimes had during my tenure. He has my full authority to call timeout if he spots a failure in coverage"?
Not so hard.
But by all means, let's get back to work!
Trumps biggest and most egregious lie is that he’s a 2.5 handicap. As a fat, stiff, 70 year old with a mediocre, at best, golf swing...[laughing]
I would gladly give Trump 3 strokes and play him for the Presidency. I'm pretty sure that's an option under the 25th Amendment.
I've don't this for free. Recently.
Getting lost in other stuff but we had another completely busted coverage TD this weekend. Complete with staff and fans jumping up and down several seconds pre-snap.
I want to like and believe in these coaches, really do, but dammit if they aren't their own worst enemies.
I want to like and believe in these coaches, really do, but dammit if they aren't their own worst enemies.
A UK football coach that was on the same page as everyone else regarding the program and its historical ineptitudes would be refreshing.
Like, "I think everyone knew what was going to happen after we drove the field and scored leaving Ole Miss that much time on the clock. We've got to somehow find ways to punch it in and leave absolutely nothing to chance, especially not 2 minutes."
Or, "The minute we went up 13 on Florida, barring some kind of a miracle, I knew we'd lose by 1. It hurts."
Maybe a "This was a classic "go on the road and get thumped by a physically superior SEC team" for us. Last year it was Florida. We're going to speak with the SEC about this scheduling... (smile... press room laughter)."
I think we'd all feel better about things honestly. Like this guy gets it.
Like, "I think everyone knew what was going to happen after we drove the field and scored leaving Ole Miss that much time on the clock. We've got to somehow find ways to punch it in and leave absolutely nothing to chance, especially not 2 minutes."
Or, "The minute we went up 13 on Florida, barring some kind of a miracle, I knew we'd lose by 1. It hurts."
Maybe a "This was a classic "go on the road and get thumped by a physically superior SEC team" for us. Last year it was Florida. We're going to speak with the SEC about this scheduling... (smile... press room laughter)."
I think we'd all feel better about things honestly. Like this guy gets it.
I've said it before but it is sort of astonishing how Stoops and Co. can be so good at the big, complicated things required to build a program but be so bad at the seemingly easy things like making sure there are 11 guys on the field at all times, covering every receiver, clock management, etc.
I'm sure it is much, much harder to do than it looks, but c'mon.
And if you screw up, own it. That goes a looooooong way with UK fans.
Its not lost on me that one of our biggest wins came after the team refused to let Stoops give the pregame talk. This team doesnt respond to him like they do to Meek Mill.
Also, maybe if there was a sure-thing basketball team waiting in the wings, the sting would fade a lot quicker... but that team has its own warts- think we all know its going to be a bit of a rocky season.
Also, maybe if there was a sure-thing basketball team waiting in the wings, the sting would fade a lot quicker... but that team has its own warts- think we all know its going to be a bit of a rocky season.
HIRE MIKE LEACH
If you're going to go 6-6 or 7-5, don't be a dick. Save the chippiness for the Nick Sabans of the world. Earned Not Given.
I was surprised Rand's neighbor isn't getting charged with some crazy federal offense. It seems like the Senate would have made themselves a protected class against hate crimes or something. This would not apply to any work done by Bob Lee Swagger.
Liddle Rand's neighbor's attorney said today it was totally unrelated to politics.
So probably a woman, hazardous pond, or unsightly pergola.
So probably a woman, hazardous pond, or unsightly pergola.
He's cheating his *** off, and I love him for that. We all should. Thank God we have someone who understands the SEC, because cheating your *** off is the most important thing here. It just means more.
He sucks at everything else. Like, if we put his *** in the booth - his own booth away from the coordinators - and just told him to eat chips and drink coke while Coach Dean and Eddie run things from the sidelines, we would probably be 8-1.
He's Billy G'esque on the mic, too. Get him tf out of the press room. Dean and Eddie can handle that, too.
Mumme was actually very close to this, following Curry coach speak, I think it's why some people still remember him fondly regardless of how badly it ended.
I get the frustration of it all, but I honestly don't understand the "we can/should be better!!" outbursts.
Kentucky football is basically Ole Miss basketball. And Kentucky football going 7-5 with a bowl game is effectively Ole Miss basketball going to the NCAA tournament. You don't fire a Ole Miss basketball coach that's getting you to the NCAA tournament.
Stoops and I are good.
Kentucky football is basically Ole Miss basketball. And Kentucky football going 7-5 with a bowl game is effectively Ole Miss basketball going to the NCAA tournament. You don't fire a Ole Miss basketball coach that's getting you to the NCAA tournament.
Stoops and I are good.
Not a bad comparison but Ole Miss basketball doesn’t have anything close to one of these beauties.
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