An Asian massage place should consider renting one of those little tailgate houses. They'd have a line around the block.
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You know, Joshy, I was looking at the landscaping and it needs some cleaning up. It's doing okay, but I feel like they can do a better job.
Props to Netflix on its "Last Chance U" release date. Perfect timing.
How about the governing body suspending everyone for a game the following season... some of which were not on the field but were at the game. Thought that was hilarious. JUCO doesnt give any f's
An Asian massage parlor at CWS/Kroger Field would probably best be named Unhappy Endings
If the right thing happens and '05 and '09 are thrown out, Duke officially passes UNC on number of NCAA titles. Suicide hotlines will be on red alert.
Sorry guys but Jay Bilas has already said UNC is clean and the NCAA has actually broken the rules in this case.
I'm pretty sure this isn't an inside-GYERO intentional error. [laughing]
Also, didn't he work on Rattle & Hum with U2, which was after they blew up with The Joshua Tree, not before.
Full quote. Eek. They seem angry.
You played a lot of football didn't you?
Nope, never played an organized down.
Grief these chicks are hitting it almost 400. Now I have a goal.
Grief these chicks are hitting it almost 400. Now I have a goal.
This "Last Chance U" episode about DeAndre Johnson is pretty damn good television. The stuff with his parents is strong.
yeah, the focused in on the kids a bit more so far. Really good. The Isaiah story is heartbreaking.
Well, at least the NCAA appears to have re-grown a set of balls. For a decade or more you could basically tell them to touch off like a mall security cop.
That strategy didn't work so well for Louisville and might not work so well for the Fightin' UKOs, either.
If the NCAA pulls down banners in its biggest money-making sport because schools provided free poon and grades to basketball players, then good. Sure beats hassling everyone for inane things like whether or not a school can provide cream cheese for after practice bagels or that time back in the day that Tubby had to report some ******** violation because he caught a bounce pass on a recruiting visit, or whatever that was.
That strategy didn't work so well for Louisville and might not work so well for the Fightin' UKOs, either.
If the NCAA pulls down banners in its biggest money-making sport because schools provided free poon and grades to basketball players, then good. Sure beats hassling everyone for inane things like whether or not a school can provide cream cheese for after practice bagels or that time back in the day that Tubby had to report some ******** violation because he caught a bounce pass on a recruiting visit, or whatever that was.
In slightly related news, Tubby's Randolph Morris fax story was, is, and always will remain hilarious. There is not one single chance it was true but Tubby was just scattered enough to make it slightly believable.
Also, the kid who asked Randolph to sign a giant fax is probably CEO of some internet company by now. That was epic.
Also, the kid who asked Randolph to sign a giant fax is probably CEO of some internet company by now. That was epic.
I 100% believe that the fax story is true. I wouldn't believe it with any other coach.
Tubby's part, plausible. The part of a 19 year old Randy Morris using a fax machine? False.
Basically the NCAA was like "Tubby, we are giving you this one for being a good dude and playing by the rules all these years".
I was always disappointed that Randolph Morris didn't have a brother named Mortimer. Or that his middle named wasn't Watson, at least.
Basically gave up on them after the Ole Miss loss at home. Told a friend that next morning we had zero chance at a title. They then proceed to win 13th straight and get us #7. What an incredible tourney run.
Fun fact: I haven't been courtside at a game at Rupp since. Until the Praying Colonels come for the big upset on Nov. 3.
^Valentine's Day Massacre.
I too was disgusted, but had already made plans to see them vs SC in Columbia on the last weekend of the season. That game was a Holy Sht moment. You could see it all coming together during that game. Made me think we might actually have a run in us so I made flight reservations to SA the next day, before I left SC.
Got back home, read the Sunday paper and saw that Magloire had guaranteed a national championship, and I started to believe.
-I absolutely believe the Tubby fax story based on what I've heard from people who saw how Tubby operated and how disorganized he was. Plus, I think NCAA rules required a signed statement or fax, so that would explain why Randy did it that way.
I too was disgusted, but had already made plans to see them vs SC in Columbia on the last weekend of the season. That game was a Holy Sht moment. You could see it all coming together during that game. Made me think we might actually have a run in us so I made flight reservations to SA the next day, before I left SC.
Got back home, read the Sunday paper and saw that Magloire had guaranteed a national championship, and I started to believe.
-I absolutely believe the Tubby fax story based on what I've heard from people who saw how Tubby operated and how disorganized he was. Plus, I think NCAA rules required a signed statement or fax, so that would explain why Randy did it that way.
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I believe the fax story from Morris end too because it's weird what offices REQUIRE a fax.
I named one of our farm dogs Myron (Anthony), he didn't end up being a very good dog compared to all the others we've had through the years.
My dad, who is contrary, referred to Randolph Morris as "MAGIC FAX" for the entire next season.
Anybody got a story about a dog named Pilgrim who looked like the best dog at the shelter, brought him home, and then the new wife got rid of him in favor of pure breeds?
I think the NCAA has learned that punishing programs in hindsight for past violations (stripping wins, banners, etc) is a good model to follow that continues to protect their bottom line. UL fans will still claim that 2013 title, we'll make fun of them, the "memories" plus the tv revenue is untouched, and the NCAA can still act holier than thou.
This UNC thing will be fantastic if they are stripped of anything. The self righteousness coming from both the NCAA and UNC should be enough to last a generation.
This UNC thing will be fantastic if they are stripped of anything. The self righteousness coming from both the NCAA and UNC should be enough to last a generation.
Maybe Michael Phelps can raise some CGI banners for all of them that have to be removed
* Unpopular opinion, but don't give af. The NCAA stripping banners, titles, wins = ridiculous. Now, I'm a huge fan when it happens to our rivals, simply because it drives the corresponding fan base crazy, but Smart Fan knows better than to count by their numbers, as opposed to reality. Keep in mind our own coach has all kinds of vacated wins. Here's the list of everyone...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_vacated_and_forfeited_games_in_college_basketball
I'll laugh and point fingers and rub it in Louisville/UNCs face if it happens, but I'm not recounting jack squat.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_vacated_and_forfeited_games_in_college_basketball
I'll laugh and point fingers and rub it in Louisville/UNCs face if it happens, but I'm not recounting jack squat.
And ^that's^ what the NCAA knows and why it's a relatively easy punishment to hand down. Retrospective punishment. Pretty smart, really.
I think damaging a program's/fanbase's sense of history is one of the best things you can do, actually. Tainting a collectively joyful memory forever? Wonderful.
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