GYERO ARCHIVE
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I had a sweet gig at the Florence Mall Quizno's from 1996-2000.
As it was being constructed (behind a mysterious wall of food court wonderment), the manager sat out front in a school desk with a pile of applications. As I turned in my application, I got three friends to apply as well.
We were all hired and went through corporate training on how to run a Quizno's - all the while we were just four 14/15 year old ********, dicking around with all the fixin's of a brand new restaurant with no skin in the game, at all.
The part time crew essentially consisted of our friends, and the owner's son and his friend. It was like something out of a Saved By the Bell plot but without any Stacey Carosi - just ******* boy teenagers: forgetting about a running mop sink and flooding other restaurants, shooting scalding hot water at each other with a hose, getting high from huffing cleaning solvents during cooler wipe downs, reprogramming the registers to print jokes about our boss/owner on every receipt, "TED IS A 'REAL LIFE' PIMP," (Ted was pissed!) burning oregano in the toaster to screw with mall cops who "smelled pot," stretching the definition of free "cheezy bread" to just eating full subs at the counter, falling asleep on the register until customers woke you up, filling our friends Mello Yello orders with Peppercini juice, THE WORKS.
I also invented a sub based on the Hardee's Frisco burger, and a new size, "The Traybender."
And you bet yer sweet *** we also engaged in the illicit 8:30pm Food Court Phone Tree to see what Auntie Anne's and Baskin Robbins had on the offer.
I also got about $100 dollars worth of Spencer's Gift merchandise through the years - just to be complicit with some other guy - who must had a huge deal with the Spencer's guy: Maroon Velour Inflatable Chair, etc.
For the last two years, I had other jobs off and on, but I always maintained a 4-hour a week schedule and only handed out samples to the Sunday church crowd.
That way, as far as my dad knew, I "had a job," and he didn't get on my *** for doing jackshit all day.
At the end, my paycheck was $17 a week and I would spend $10 on Quizno's after my weekly shift.
As it was being constructed (behind a mysterious wall of food court wonderment), the manager sat out front in a school desk with a pile of applications. As I turned in my application, I got three friends to apply as well.
We were all hired and went through corporate training on how to run a Quizno's - all the while we were just four 14/15 year old ********, dicking around with all the fixin's of a brand new restaurant with no skin in the game, at all.
The part time crew essentially consisted of our friends, and the owner's son and his friend. It was like something out of a Saved By the Bell plot but without any Stacey Carosi - just ******* boy teenagers: forgetting about a running mop sink and flooding other restaurants, shooting scalding hot water at each other with a hose, getting high from huffing cleaning solvents during cooler wipe downs, reprogramming the registers to print jokes about our boss/owner on every receipt, "TED IS A 'REAL LIFE' PIMP," (Ted was pissed!) burning oregano in the toaster to screw with mall cops who "smelled pot," stretching the definition of free "cheezy bread" to just eating full subs at the counter, falling asleep on the register until customers woke you up, filling our friends Mello Yello orders with Peppercini juice, THE WORKS.
I also invented a sub based on the Hardee's Frisco burger, and a new size, "The Traybender."
And you bet yer sweet *** we also engaged in the illicit 8:30pm Food Court Phone Tree to see what Auntie Anne's and Baskin Robbins had on the offer.
I also got about $100 dollars worth of Spencer's Gift merchandise through the years - just to be complicit with some other guy - who must had a huge deal with the Spencer's guy: Maroon Velour Inflatable Chair, etc.
For the last two years, I had other jobs off and on, but I always maintained a 4-hour a week schedule and only handed out samples to the Sunday church crowd.
That way, as far as my dad knew, I "had a job," and he didn't get on my *** for doing jackshit all day.
At the end, my paycheck was $17 a week and I would spend $10 on Quizno's after my weekly shift.
That's who I was thinking. Motors are similar. Vanderbilt is way more boisterous. We'll see if he can finish and defend like Mike. Looks ready though.
Geese is right. Richards hands are really awful. He's got the tools and defends well but he air balled a dunk. Going to be a process. Need Mo or bam.
Think I was sleeping a bit on Shai G-A. Dude looks nice. Think he's fine as the backup PG. Wasn't sure about that before tonight.
Also, I always forget this, but the Hoop Summit is by far the best played and closest to actual basketball of these all-star games.
Also, I always forget this, but the Hoop Summit is by far the best played and closest to actual basketball of these all-star games.
The next weeks temps [smoke]
All you dumb winter balls can firmly GGP.
All you dumb winter balls can firmly GGP.
Bubba Watson after probable missed cut at #themasters: “Golf is tough; I don’t know if you’ve ever played it. But writing articles is easy.”
Not acting like an ******* in front of fans at the PGA for charity is also easy, c-sucker.
Bubba is a tragedy for golf fans...most fun, unique game on tour. Should be beloved but he makes it impossible to like him.
Bubby could say whatever he wanted and it wouldn't upset me if only he'd unbutton his top button.
Looks like a masochist trying to get in 18 before blacking out.
Looks like a masochist trying to get in 18 before blacking out.
The Masters is 1 million times better when they switch to others like Verne on the call and not Jim Nantz.
"Hello friends"...you're not my friend...eff off prick.
"Hello friends"...you're not my friend...eff off prick.
I'm glad to see everyone coming around on hating Jim Nantz. Gives me hope in an uncertain world.
Spieth and Fowler
Rose and Garcia
I can handle this. Like was said earlier. Coverage isn't as big a deal on Sat/Sun. But Thurs-Fri is still a crock
Rose and Garcia
I can handle this. Like was said earlier. Coverage isn't as big a deal on Sat/Sun. But Thurs-Fri is still a crock
Gose/Rarcia
Sowler/Fpieth
Sowler/Fpieth
Get control of your "buddies", Elton.
I'm sure Charley Hoffman is a nice guy and you aren't supposed to necessarily cheer bad shots, but I'd have had a hard time not cheering when he put that drive in the pond on 16.
If a tornado can ruin the SECT in Atlanta, kinda surprised something like that hasn't happened yet
It's very believable A large portion of our fans are feces. Honestly, they're just a hair better than Bengal fans...
Yep. KGar is all tore up about Sullivan talking bad about UK fans and roofaree. Well... we looked like jackasses. Like it or not, it was f*cking ridiculous. Don't really care that it was a small segment.
-Pretty tipsy off scotch. :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:
Shittiest, most boring Masters in a long, long time.
*Nevermind
*Nevermind
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Sergio is gonna have to back into this. Can't see him hitting a big putt to win it. That last one wasn't close.
None of us will ever win a Green Jacket, but maybe someone will get a Jim Nantz tie one day.
I just got off an Allegiant flight to Orlando so I've seen some things
You're welcome, Sergio. Had I never posted that story the other day . . .
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