Well to be honest the Bible stories you get as a child are a joke. If you want to believe the rest of it I'm for it. But if you think it and hate indoctrinated kids that blow up people, well they heard the stories and are doing it.
GYERO ARCHIVE
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Hate on Scientology all you want, but it is -without a doubt- the most popular religion ever founded by a guy who went by "Ron."
A really underrated movie as a kid was Sheena. Flew way under the parental radar.
That young Tonya Roberts, shew.
That young Tonya Roberts, shew.
PTI has a hard time realizing that most Christians, Muslims, Jews are pretty middle of the road with that stuff. Obviously there are fundamentalist in any religion but it seems Scientology is much more cult than religion and there isn't a reasonable faction.
Always thought Leah Remini was hot.
* It is definitely a great time. And the Icelandair deal where you can stay for up to seven days as a layover on a Euro flight is great. Big running and trail/ultra scene. Downside is its easily the most expensive city that I have ever been to, especially if you want to booze.
* Monk goes for 35+ tomorrow and Clemson rolls the Tide on Monday
* Annoyances during air travel come from the same ******** who annoy you in the rest of life.
* Leah Remini not hot? I'm sure she is old/worn now or there is some hideous TMZ pic but she was smoke back in the King of Queens days. Annoying voice, but still smoke.
Ron Buddha says, "Hello."
Beastmaster was also a staple and showed the goods.
Max,
All empires fall eventually. WCC lasted longer than most...we just toast to the ruins of the last original gyero bachelor.
PTI doesn't count because he had a common law marriage that I'm pretty sure was legal in at least 41 states.
If a dog needs shoes to poop outside a dog needs to learn how to poop in the toilet.
Yeah, for such events to happen there would have to exist some sort of all powerful God or something... LOLZ
If Cal has a chance to run the score up tonight against Anderson, he will.
Cats cover and score 100 plus. Those idiots try to press this bunch and it'll be lob city all night.
Cats cover and score 100 plus. Those idiots try to press this bunch and it'll be lob city all night.
At least I'm also high maintenance. Your fall is going to be epic and we will enjoy every second.
Dog shoes :joy:
So, how do you marrieds effectively handle this? Maybe set and communicate a budget for ridiculous expenditures, then do your best to ignore them?
Dog shoes. :joy:
Dog shoes. :joy:
***** about it online but eventually cave.
Hold onto it internally and let it fester until one day you blow up and become a maniac over some little insignificant issue.
No wait, that's her too...
Drink more?
No wait, that's her too...
Drink more?
Mushers Secret is a wax based paw protectant that will protect and moisturize your furry pal's feet while he romps around those dirty Cincinnati streets. And the poor thing won't look and feel like a doofus.
Your marriage is welcome.
Your marriage is welcome.
When you put that ring on her finger, you aren't just decorating her finger with a symbol of your love and commitment.
You aren't just gaining a wife. You are losing your independence (financial and social), dignity, ability to win an argument, blowjobs, freetime and any semblance of common sense.
Instead of the ring finger, an engagement ring should be placed on the middle finger, IMO.
It is a big F U to yourself.
Do yourself a favor and buy a 6-pack and a bottle of cheap bourbon when you're out buying dog shoes. And ask the guy at the liquor store to kick you in the nuts. You won't be needing them anymore.
Until she decides you want kids, that is. Then the idea of dog shoes will be something that makes you look back and laugh. And cry.
Cats by 25.
You aren't just gaining a wife. You are losing your independence (financial and social), dignity, ability to win an argument, blowjobs, freetime and any semblance of common sense.
Instead of the ring finger, an engagement ring should be placed on the middle finger, IMO.
It is a big F U to yourself.
Do yourself a favor and buy a 6-pack and a bottle of cheap bourbon when you're out buying dog shoes. And ask the guy at the liquor store to kick you in the nuts. You won't be needing them anymore.
Until she decides you want kids, that is. Then the idea of dog shoes will be something that makes you look back and laugh. And cry.
Cats by 25.
There's nothing you can do about it. They will spend too much money on something stupid. You will ask them to reconsider such purchases in the future. They will pretend to listen to you. They will then proceed to spend even more money on something even stupider. They will not listen to logic, reason, begging, or simple math. They will always spend too much money and it will always bother you. It will never change. Ever.
Enjoy the ride.
Enjoy the ride.
Sadly, as a married of 24 years I speak from a position of knowledge, this is all true. Pass the bourbon.
The 24/7 bjs ... as in 24 bjs in 7 years is also a wonderful part of the experience.
Buy the dog shoes.
Buy the dog shoes.
Definitely one of the perks of being a shallow, self centered, morally bankrupt, late 30s bachelor = getting it on the reg.
Pics and video available upon request.
Pics and video available upon request.
Hens have no sense of spending. They'll chap your *** about some guy's trip or bar tab but then celebrate the fact THEY GOT ALL OF THESE ERRANDS DONE (half of which were totally unnecessary) AND GOT OUT TARGET WHILE ONLY SPENDING 150 & THEN HAD TO STOP AT HENMIGHTY BOUTIQUE BECAUSE KILLER DRESS WAS ON SALE FOR SUCH AND SUCH AMOUNT.
It's literally as if none of that money she just spent counts.
It's literally as if none of that money she just spent counts.
Her: I saved money.
Me: But you spent money.
Her: But I/we'll need it.
Me: You have 16 more under the counter/in the closet/under the bed/in the garage/in the attic.
Her: :angry:
Me:
Me: But you spent money.
Her: But I/we'll need it.
Me: You have 16 more under the counter/in the closet/under the bed/in the garage/in the attic.
Her: :angry:
Me:
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