GYERO ARCHIVE
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As soon as Alexa learns to kill BBdK better sleep with both eyes open.
Apparently Louisville's James Hearns suffered an elbow injury. Hope he's alright.
The best part is when people are dying to show you how amazing it is.
HEY WODIE WATCH THIS: "HEY ALEXA PLAY RETURN OF THE MACK" AND NOW WATCH SHE PLAYS IT ALMOST IMMEDIATELY SEE?? THIS THING IS UNREAL I CAN ALSO TURN OFF THE LIGHTS IF I WANT HEY ALEXA TURN OFF THE LIGHTS, AHAH NOW IT'S DARK JUST LIKE THAT! BOOM!
HEY WODIE WATCH THIS: "HEY ALEXA PLAY RETURN OF THE MACK" AND NOW WATCH SHE PLAYS IT ALMOST IMMEDIATELY SEE?? THIS THING IS UNREAL I CAN ALSO TURN OFF THE LIGHTS IF I WANT HEY ALEXA TURN OFF THE LIGHTS, AHAH NOW IT'S DARK JUST LIKE THAT! BOOM!
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If Alexa was the name of a 20-something single mom on Nancy Grace who murdered somebody, BBdk would think she was pure smoke.
The other best part is when people are dying to show you how cool they are by not caring.
Uh, yeah, whatever, I like my life how it is. I don't even use a keyboard, I have this old typewriter. If it's worked fine for 80 years it is good enough for me.
Sort of a techno-hipster. So low maintenance they're high maintenance.
Eventually your wife will be like ALEXA TELL ME WHAT CHASE SAID WHILE I WAS GONE....NOW *****!!!!! And that will be hilarious. She will rat you out for watching stepsister pron on the big screen and you will have some explaining to do.
Even worse, when this **** gets real mainstream and the ladies all have their lil personal e-assistant omg talk about unbearable. First, it will have some stupid name - ROMAN FIND ME **THEE BEST** GLUTEN FREE CRAB DIP AND THEN POST THAT TO MY PINTEREST PAGE ASAP, please Hun
. OMG ROMAN READ ME WHAT CHELSEA JUS TWEETED THEN SEND HER LOTS OF EMOJIS SIGNIFYING MY LOVE FOR HER. ROMAN DOES THIS MAKE ME LOOK FAT LOLOLOL. ROMAN CONTACT BEVERLY'S ROMAN AND TELL HIM TO TELL HER TO BE READY AT 6:15PM BECAUSE WE HAVE TO PICK UP RHONDA TOO.
omg
Even worse, when this **** gets real mainstream and the ladies all have their lil personal e-assistant omg talk about unbearable. First, it will have some stupid name - ROMAN FIND ME **THEE BEST** GLUTEN FREE CRAB DIP AND THEN POST THAT TO MY PINTEREST PAGE ASAP, please Hun
. OMG ROMAN READ ME WHAT CHELSEA JUS TWEETED THEN SEND HER LOTS OF EMOJIS SIGNIFYING MY LOVE FOR HER. ROMAN DOES THIS MAKE ME LOOK FAT LOLOLOL. ROMAN CONTACT BEVERLY'S ROMAN AND TELL HIM TO TELL HER TO BE READY AT 6:15PM BECAUSE WE HAVE TO PICK UP RHONDA TOO. omg
Sold exclusively by RueLaLa.Eventually your wife will be like ALEXA TELL ME WHAT CHASE SAID WHILE I WAS GONE....NOW *****!!!!! And that will be hilarious. She will rat you out for watching stepsister pron on the big screen and you will have some explaining to do.
Even worse, when this **** gets real mainstream and the ladies all have their lil personal e-assistant omg talk about unbearable. First, it will have some stupid name - ROMAN FIND ME **THEE BEST** GLUTEN FREE CRAB DIP AND THEN POST THAT TO MY PINTEREST PAGE ASAP, please Hun
omg
What's the deal with Harrison in Memphis? On the surface it looks like his numbers are awful, yet he is playing a ton while Conley is out and everyone from the bottom up seems to have nothing but praise for him.
When was the last time a team with a winning record had their starting PG shoot as bad as 28%/23%. I realize he is running the team well and has a great a/to ratio but damn that's bad.
When was the last time a team with a winning record had their starting PG shoot as bad as 28%/23%. I realize he is running the team well and has a great a/to ratio but damn that's bad.
I go through each day trying not to talk to people; the last thing I want to do is talk to a plastic cylinder just to channel surf or turn on the lights. Pass.
He's very good defensively, passing, rebounding at his position, not turning it over, calling up plays, playing under control, knowing when to slow it down/speed it up, being an extension of the coach and what he wants to accomplish, and being a vocal leader.
I know everyone jizzes all over shooters now because of golden state but you can still be a valuable and good player if you're not a good shooter. Evidenced by the fact our two worst shooting guards we've had in quite sometime also being the second and third players in our entire program history having triple doubles.
I know everyone jizzes all over shooters now because of golden state but you can still be a valuable and good player if you're not a good shooter. Evidenced by the fact our two worst shooting guards we've had in quite sometime also being the second and third players in our entire program history having triple doubles.
Alexa is a kinky *****. First thing that comes to mind is hot ***** anal *****. I believe this is called a feature, not a bug.
Had Momma's wings and Jet's Deep Dish turbo crust last night for dinner. Shewee.
Nancy Cox is on twittter now and she has incorporated Elf on the Shelf into her posts so JBo will be obsolete here soon. Nancy is so sweet.
I'm hooking up a lighting bridge to my echo tonight. Doing some accent led strips above my cabinets, and have a couple of bulbs to use too. Feels like this might be the home automation system that finally catches on. Others were too expensive and exclusive for the mass market.
LMAOO
Could Your High-Tech Gadgets Send You to Jail?
http://www.kentucky.com/news/nation-world/national/article123744564.html
That case could ultimately lasso Amazon’s cloud of remote computer storage into court fights. The results hold implications for the many ways technology’s romp toward ubiquity poses a growing threat to privacy.
It also acts as a reminder that buying a so-called smart speaker such as the Echo — or its chief competitor, Google Home — is like plugging Big Brother into your living room.
Could Your High-Tech Gadgets Send You to Jail?
http://www.kentucky.com/news/nation-world/national/article123744564.html
That case could ultimately lasso Amazon’s cloud of remote computer storage into court fights. The results hold implications for the many ways technology’s romp toward ubiquity poses a growing threat to privacy.
It also acts as a reminder that buying a so-called smart speaker such as the Echo — or its chief competitor, Google Home — is like plugging Big Brother into your living room.
Amazon stores all the search requests. Tread lightly.
Also, she won't just say anything, which kind of sucks. Uppity ***** wouldn't tell me a dirty story. Something about that "skill" hasn't been enabled. Guessing Literotica isn't part of her programming.
Also, she won't just say anything, which kind of sucks. Uppity ***** wouldn't tell me a dirty story. Something about that "skill" hasn't been enabled. Guessing Literotica isn't part of her programming.
Mashburned, this may come as quite a shock to you, but Google has every damn one of your f*cked up porn searches. Personally, I'm significantly more okay with what Alexa hears me say than what google sees I type.
If you value your privacy live off the grid. Otherwise, take comfort in knowing there are always weirder and more f*cked up people out there than you.
If you have any illegal plans though, may want to turn off your internet, throw your computer, cell and credit cards in a fire, and walk to wherever you are going.
If you value your privacy live off the grid. Otherwise, take comfort in knowing there are always weirder and more f*cked up people out there than you.
If you have any illegal plans though, may want to turn off your internet, throw your computer, cell and credit cards in a fire, and walk to wherever you are going.
Besides the obvious differences between google and your personal amazon account, I don't believe most people give a **** about what they voluntarily type in a search box. Say you're trying to murder your wife for insurance purposes - you don't want that ***** Alexa in the house recording private conversations.
FWIW, Jerry Meyer and Jason Marcum both picked Kentucky on the crystal ball within the last two hours. Say what you want about the crystal ball but that's significant.
Diallo may not be a shooter, but he's an athletic freak. Seal the deal, Cal...
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