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TransyCat09

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The new version could have worked if the woman actually died from exposure or something at the end, thus proving that staying with ersatz Dean Martin was the wise decision in the first place.

Humor is dead, though, so we got that tripe instead
 

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-One job(Tattoos&Scars) gave me a Google Home for Christmas. Something I would never buy myself but damnit if that thing isn't cool as ****. "Google, play Jingle Bell Rock from the Home Alone Soundtrack" Two seconds later you hear the jingle bells start. "Google what's 87x4+3x38/6? The answer is 483.67" Google play Joe Rogan Podcast." "Here is the newest Joe Rogan Experience Podcast."

Can totally see when I buy a home why I'd have it all wired for this kind of thing. The future is going to be weird and crazy, man.

-Jok is dope. I have quite a few Iowa friends here and was hoping we'd catch them in the bowl game to have a good old-fashioned friendly trash-talking game. Maybe I'll have to hope we catch them in the tourney.

-Silly money making night tonight. Always appreciated. Saturday is the Conch Harbor lighted boat parade (bunch of boats all lit up with a bunch of people a lit up watching) which is always PACKED. You literally can't get a drink at the bars around the marina without a 15 minute wait. 3 deep+ the whole time. Me and a KY buddy are doing a satellite bar for it this year right by the water with egg nog, hot cider, the works really as @IsRichieGonnaStart would say. @wcc31 's SantaCon to start it off. Shewee we're going to CRUSH it and get to watch the boats. Sadly, we'll miss the UNC game (which I didn't realize until after I agreed to it) but we'll be headed home afterwards to watch what we missed on replay.

-Starting to think this field is WAY more wide open than we all originally thought. It appeared to be a top heavy year but after watching a bit of play, yowza, there's some good teams out there. Given, everything changes by March and I'll be hoping to not see a team coached by Izzo. Duke and UNC I'm good with, give me IU again this year, please let us play Syracuse, etc. I think that KU matchup in Feb will tell us a LOT.

-Chapman for a hundred mill....thanks for helping my Cubs win the Series finally but no thanks on that contract. We all knew where he wanted to go. NO trade clause to Cali? What's that about?

-Weather was an unwanted BALMY 82 and humid 2 days ago. Can we get our winter please, aka 60-70s and no humidity please.

-Headed home the 21st. Can't wait to be home for my first Christmas in 5 years. Looking forward to a week of arctic temps and a lot of Gma time. Hoping I see snow but doubtful. That might have to wait for the annual Steamboat trip in late January.

-Finally, I killed it GAMBOL wise the first few days this week. Up 450. question now is, ride the hot streak and increase while rolling or shut it down and collect it.
 
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MaxPowerrr

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In before coolcat
 

anthonys735

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You'll be able to reverse rub in Vegas next week, Doc. Don't sweat it.
The best was the exact same convo at the exact same place happened 2 weeks later with bottle service T and his fiancee. She had no idea he was going to Vegas. :joy:
 
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BBdK

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Should've went with 'Jack' like my old UK classmate buddy & project partner Wei Ju Peng. "You just call me Jack ok" [laughing], Ok bub, no problem. I love Asians.


Jack Jok would be dope AF.
 

Wodie sloot

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So is Julia going or not? I didn't think Champagne Tom is going either. Apparently his fiancee isn't either.
 

BBdK

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Sounds like Boat's live-in girlfriend had enough of hearing about the super secret Vegas trip (with 20 crew couples) in awkward conversations and joined the party.

Still don't understand how that even happens, lolz. Better tread lightly, Doc.
 

anthonys735

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-How do you neglect to inform your live in hussy or fiancee that you're taking a trip to Vegas the week before Xmas? Lol. Cracks me up you shady f*ckers.

-Speaking of that, SAE nailed the "Baby it's cold" take... except it extends on into marriage. I try weekly to get WS a little intoxicated. Have another glass... but don't fall asleep. [devil] Human nature, folks. PC sensitive bitches.

-My girl over at Sew Fine on High St is the best. I love KC but man she's just on it.
"Hey I need you to totally rework this jacket."
"Ok... 2 week."
"Yeah... I need it by Thursday.(saying this on Tuesday)"
"You pay cash?"
"Of course."
"See you Thursday!!"
Toss in a little tip with it. She's the best.

-Tom is going, allegedly. I'm sure he's reading and can verify this.

-The chick on Flip or Flop is smoking but her voice is TURRRIBLE.

-New Columbia fleece is on fleek this morning. Great purchase.

-Are those pod espresso machines worth a damn? Tired of stopping at Starbucks every day to grab an espresso. My order is barely $2 but crossing Richmond twice is a pain in the ***.

-I think Monday will be my Xmas shopping day.
 
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