CANT BELIEVE SHE MADE US WEAR PURPLE BRIDES MAID DRESSES IT CLASHES WITH MY EYES SHE IS SUCH AN INCONSIDERATE *****... oh...HEY THERE KRIST10 I DIDNT KNOW YOU WERE ALREADY HERE I LOVE THIS SHADE OF PURPLE SO GLAD YOU PICKED IT.
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Groom: "Hey, guys. Figured we'd all wear the same thing. My vest is a little different, though, so she doesn't get confused lol. Let's get fitted for tuxes and go get some beers. P.S. You are all gay lol."
Bride: "Yes, these aqua and green Zubaz themed dresses will do nicely for you bitches. Here you go, Veronica - hope you enjoy this as much as I enjoyed wearing that ... thing to your wedding to Thad. How is he doing with his new wife btw? The good thing about this dress is you can REALLY let it out if you need to. I know you love wedding cake lol."
Can't even imagine how much this is gonna piss you off at your own daughters wedding in 20-30 years...
SAE's hot takes on his daughter's upcoming DESTIN-ation wedding are gonna be grand.
False. You need to graduate from Happy Meals to Super Sized Meals with a side car fish sambo plus date chicks that are a little more marginal before you start getting too concerned.
Two things I can't be criticized for is dressing well (don't even start geese until you get a tailor) or being a hell of a friend.
Black suit purchased. White shirt and dark tie. Groom said maybe 25% will be in tuxedos. Boom.
Black suit purchased. White shirt and dark tie. Groom said maybe 25% will be in tuxedos. Boom.
"No, these dresses are totally different and the besties can actually wear them after the wedding! So practical!"
^ the greatest lie ever told
^ the greatest lie ever told
Chad thinks that anything classy or that requires dressing up is "pretentious". There's a time and place for everything. Just because the bride doesn't want her wedding to be another casual throw down and wants people dressed in more formal wear doesn't mean she's being pretentious.
Hope when Chad marries this boarding school hussy she insists on a black tie wedding and he sits in the corner all night pissed at the world.
Hope when Chad marries this boarding school hussy she insists on a black tie wedding and he sits in the corner all night pissed at the world.
Congrats on making the 75%, Anth.
You know who was dope in the mid/late 90's was that singer Monica. Think she was gone by the 2000's though, Brandy squashed her I think.
Difference between you and me, champ- I would never, ever, ever marry someone like that. Never. If my family isn't good enough for your idea of a wedding then we shouldn't be together.
I used to care a lot more about that kind of stuff, but as my kids started growing up and I got older myself, I reached the point where I only give about half of the f*cks that I once gave.
Primarily, because nobody really cares. And if they do, they need to get a life.
Primarily, because nobody really cares. And if they do, they need to get a life.
I've been to enough weddings to know there's nothing Bridezilla can do to stop a runaway freight train. It will be a "casual thrown down" if and when the wedding party good and well f'ing decides so.
I am of the belief that its the mother of the bride that causes most of the headaches during the planning of a wedding, rather than the bride herself.
And in the instance that it actually is the bride, shes likely worked up and being a pain in the *** only because of something her mother said or did.
And in the instance that it actually is the bride, shes likely worked up and being a pain in the *** only because of something her mother said or did.
I see what you're doing here and don't think our friendship hasn't taken a hit after this.
SAE's daughter is going to want a casual beach wedding, and it will be amazing.
(Kazoo band plays "Here Comes the Bride." A beaming young gal in a breezy beach dress is led down the sandy "aisle" by her father, grimly trudging along in a full tuxedo, his formerly pristine dress shoes now a wet, sandy mess.)
Team Monica. She seemed really cool, and bout her business. I think in real life she would have ripped Brandy's braids out and made that lil ***** cry. Plus, I think Monica sings better.
#CollegePark
#CollegePark
At least another 25% will be in dresses, so really 50% at best.
Jeff Pearlman wrote a book about Brett Favre that will be hitting the shelves soon. Here's an SI.com excerpt about his wild rookie season...
http://www.si.com/nfl/2016/10/18/brett-favre-book-jeff-pearlman-atlanta-falcons-green-bay-packers
I absolutely love Pearlman. He's got a great format -- basically picking extremely controversial, shocking teams/athletes and telling the wildest stories imagineable. Boys Will Be Boys, about the 1990s Cowboys was absolutely fascinating. Barry Bonds. The 1980s Mets. Favre now. Good stuff.
http://www.si.com/nfl/2016/10/18/brett-favre-book-jeff-pearlman-atlanta-falcons-green-bay-packers
I absolutely love Pearlman. He's got a great format -- basically picking extremely controversial, shocking teams/athletes and telling the wildest stories imagineable. Boys Will Be Boys, about the 1990s Cowboys was absolutely fascinating. Barry Bonds. The 1980s Mets. Favre now. Good stuff.
Yep, just renting or buying a tux (according to you) & wasting an entire glorious fall day & biggest game of ALL TIME in CWealth w/ a 7:30 kick at a wedding.
In reality, what they REALLY asked were their family and friends to show up, do their best looking nice and formal, and enjoy and share in their special night...assuming they are good people, which I assume they are since they are part of Anth & Jaime's family.
-While I agree with Richie's Chad blast about thinking everything nice must be pretentious, he's the exact same when it comes to restaurants, which is kinda funny. If it's not old school MEAT & 3, w/ black yessuh servers, ole Richie is on the warpath.
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It's currently at my tailor getting adjustments. Need her info? It. Will. Be. Dope. as you young-ens like to say.
Schems sent us a housewarming gift, Emily Post would be proud.
Uncle Ben brought me a ping pong paddle and a pack of balls.
Rest of my friends are bums, apparently. Utterly shocked at the lack of presents. Working with the lass on a STOCK THE HOUSE party to remedy this, invites coming soon. $500 max gift please.
Uncle Ben brought me a ping pong paddle and a pack of balls.
Rest of my friends are bums, apparently. Utterly shocked at the lack of presents. Working with the lass on a STOCK THE HOUSE party to remedy this, invites coming soon. $500 max gift please.
BBDK... Have a much more of a sophisticated palate than you realize. When you were shoveling Mexican down after a round of 18 I was breaking my foodie cheerie on Charleston joints. I'm not a hype man. You are. That's the difference and we actually enjoy a lot of the same joints here in Louisville.
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Hey look everyone, my unfunny, with the same lame joke stalker.
Deep throat a stick of butter ?
Hey I like deep throating a big stick, or dick, or whatever I can put in my mouth - Dick Guzzler.
Nobody laughs at your dumb ****, and you truly think you are entertaining. All you do is run around from thread to thread and try to make fun of someone. You are not buddying up to anyone, as nobody thinks you are funny. You are just a little ***** running around making yourself look desperate for attention. GYERO is not going to be your internet friend, you little poor lonesome GAF. Run along and maybe take some time and grow up. I bet you got ***** slapped a lot growing up in school, and now you THINK you are the bully. It is ok, if you need attention that much, keep following me around with the T-shirt joke, ha, ha, got I LOL'd, spit Mountain Dew on my monitor.. You funny guy.
Sorry ***, desperately seeking attention GAF.
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